I had to throw an entire box of animal crackers away.

The seal was broken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
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I recently bought my daughter a box of animal crackers.

Going through the box the elephant was ok. The lion was ok. The seal was broken and I had to throw out the box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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So I'm in my garage and my wife walks in.

She yells STAMPEDE!!! And threw a handful of animal crackers at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_little_angry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What do you call a veterinarian who practices chiropracty?

An animal cracker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmnox
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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I run a chiropractic office for peoples pets.

It's called Animal Crackers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThirdRamon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Do you know any vegetarians?

Are they allowed to eat animal crackers?

Told to me yesterday morning by my father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dnkyhunter31
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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Chemistry Puns

Funny collection of chemistry puns

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.


How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone


What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.


Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!


Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.


Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it’s in the ground state.


How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado’s number.


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.


I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium


What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon? A CaNiNe


What did the chemist snack on during lunch? A β€˜gram’ cracker.


What would you call a clown in jail? Silicon (Silly Con)


What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.


How did carbon propose to Hydrogen? With a β€œcarbonkneel”


What did one titration tell the other? Let’s meet at the endpoint.


How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.


Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just could not put it down


Why do chemistry professor like to

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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Dad joked my SO

Dropped this gem when my SO got some animal crackers at a baseball game.

SO: "Oh my god I haven't had animal crackers in forever!"

Me: "I guess you could say you were...cracka-lackin"

I regret nothing.

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I just threw away an entire box of animal crackers.

I had to because the seal was broken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I threw away a box of animal crackers.

The seal was broken.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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