If the Vikings QB were questioning his religion. . would Christian Ponder be pondering his Christianity?
The library because it has the most stories.
Heβll come around eventually.
Sign language.
But China got it right off the bat.
and those who donut
A police spokesperson says it may take him up to 11 years to finish his sentence.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder
Ireland cause its always Dublin
She was outstanding in her field.
I heard they're going to give him a really tough sentence...
At the Finnish line
It was a huge spectacle!
Only one was like "Yemen"
Those who can add; and,
Those who can't.
Left..
I tell them that I am short-sighted.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
I think that's Booleshit.
Hey, my job serves a youthful porpoise!
I was disappointed by how he looked down on everyone else.
dad and jokes
Whenever it faces outside it just glares.
But one man, born with extra sensitive smelling, has been providing free exams to the public to eradicate this new threat. Dr. Theodore Nose of UCH Hospital has a long line of patients waiting every morning, wanting the incredible accuracy of this man.
And as his secretary says...
No one's nose knows noses like Nose's nose knows noses.
I took gold, silver and bronze.
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
Those who can count and those who can't
He only lives a stone's throw away
I can't believe he's cutting off his own heir.
I gave my wife a dart and said:" Throw this and, wherever it lands, i'll take you there for a holiday."
Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
A happy uncle.
An Optical Aleutian
Iβll see myself out...
But he is up there
On the apocalypse.
Sign language
Sign language
Sign language.
Sign language.
