Watch out! r/puns is in danger
r/punpatrol
r/punKGB
r/Pun_Internal_Affairs
r/punspecialforces
These are the names of our oppressors! There may be more, but they are our greatest threat. They are currently amassing an army to try to end puns as we know it.
If we are to save this beautiful form of our language, than we must unite! We must not divide ourselves by titles, but unite ourselves as punners!
They plan on eradicating all puns by going to the source, the pun user. Are we to let ourselves be undermined by those who think they are better than us? Are we to let ourselves and all future generations be banned from puns? If you say no, then join in the revolt
##VIVA LA R/PUNS
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︎ Feb 13 2019
What starts with W and ends with T.
It really does , I swear.
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︎ May 24 2021
I ended things with my communist girlfriend.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
I tried googling tips to stop procrastinating but I ended up reading about photography
Turns out I canβt focus!
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︎ Apr 18 2021
A lot of the jokes on this sub are just terrible, but at the end of the day...
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What do the endings of The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
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︎ May 22 2021
Breaking News: Archaeologists believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig said they're so badly chewed on the ends,
we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What did the tailoring competition end in
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︎ Jun 03 2021
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, βWhat happened before The Big Bang?β
He said, βSorry. There is no Time.β
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Thelma & Louise was good up until the end
Thatβs when the movie really drove off a cliff.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
What if Harry Potter actually stabbed Voldemort in the end?
Would he be known as The Boy Who Shiv'ed?
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︎ May 31 2021
What begins with the letter W and ends with the letter T
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Does anyone know any good sword fighting puns ? I'm trying to think of any words that have..
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︎ May 23 2021
That didnβt end well
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Dad joke question: has any rap song ever ended with βthatβs a wrap!β Or βtime to wrap it upβ?
I would like to know this song.
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︎ May 30 2021
I had a friend in the publishing industry who made calendars, but I had to end our friendship
He was always getting hung up on little things, and telling me that our days were numbered. I've turned the page.
I hear he's dating someone now though.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Where do monkeys being naughty at the park end up?
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︎ May 22 2021
How did so many Pokemon end up with covid?
Must have been from all the koffing and weezing.
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︎ May 20 2021
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
My friend asked me if we could end lunch after I was done my sandwich. I took one more bite and then said...
"Actually, that's a wrap!"
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︎ May 20 2021
Do bad punsters end up in the jeerafter?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
You know that it's always the boys raised by single moms that end up with Dad Bods.
They always wanted a father figure.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
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︎ May 11 2021
I tried skipping rope. But I ended up being tied up.
That was knot my intention.
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︎ May 08 2021
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
By the end of today
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︎ Apr 02 2021
When did the Cold War end?
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︎ May 17 2021
My clothes were having a competition to decide which one is the coolest
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︎ May 28 2021
How do you make the number one disappear?
You add "g" and it's GONE
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︎ Apr 22 2021
I got rear-ended by a rental car today
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I remember standing in solitude, at the end of the long landing overlooking the Pacific Ocean - this disembodied voice was urging me to jump, so I did...
I never could stand up to pier pressure.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Too dangerous to be left alive
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What do mice have on their rear ends?
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︎ May 10 2021
We threw a house party that ended badly last night, my wife put her best friend in hospital with a single punch.
The worst fruit allergy I've ever seen.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI
He should have quit while he was a head
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︎ May 11 2021
How to tell which end of a worm is the head?
You tickle it. The end that laughs is the head.
Credit: My 7y.o nephew
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︎ Apr 20 2021
I am reading a horror novel in Braille.
Something bad is gonna happen, I can feel it.
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︎ May 01 2021
I like to shit at 11:59pm and end at 12:05 am
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︎ Mar 12 2021
If the end of the world happens, I want it to be hailing taxis.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Man walks into a shop and picks up a can of bug spray
The man asks "is this good for wasps?"
The cashier says "no sir, it kills them"
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Where does bad light end up?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
I spent my entire life savings on pasta.
It was worth every penne.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Met a beautiful girl over Spring Break in Mexico, but she constantly talked about the end of the world.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
What starts with an βOβ and ends with βnionsβ and sometimes make you cry?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet.
Heβs an extremely aggressive janitor.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What starts with W and ends with T?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
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