transportation related body part puns idea list
Examples
Shoebaru , Subaru
Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi
Legsus, lexus
Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.
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Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...
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The hardest part for someone when coming out
Saying it with a straight face
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I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?
That's where I draw the line.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I got a part time job kissing both women and men
It's not much but it's getting me bi
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What part of the hospital has the least privacy?
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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
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︎ Jan 26 2021
To all the members of this subreddit, an open letter:
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Some Alaskans like the snow. It's part of their heritage.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What's the best part about being a guitarist?
Knowing your way around the G string.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Canβt part with it...
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What's the worst part about procrastination?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Have a riot at this pun
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What do you call someone who labels jars of body parts?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What Snoop Dogg's favorite part of a rainy day
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︎ Jan 26 2021
I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.
Itβs the beeβs knees.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Whatβs a cancer patientβs favorite part of playing Bingo?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
What is the worst part about sleeping like a log
You could end up in the fireplace when you wake up
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What's the most dangerous part of New York in the winter?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
My favorite part of the morning is the sound of pouring coffee into my metal thermos
Itβs the little tings in life, ya know?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
TIL that the deepest part of the ocean is nearly 7 miles
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Whatβs the hardest part about eating vegetables?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What is a Rubix Cubeβs favorite part of college?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Last night I dreamt I was in a swordfight with a knight, and he cut off the bottom part of my legs.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What part of the body always loses?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I've an uncle who works for the symphonie part-time.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I asked the barber to replace most of what the last barber did, make it three times longer, and give it three parts.
He said βoh, you want the Snyder Cutβ.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I was doing gymnastics after a part-time shift at the tire change shop, my coach asked me how I learned to do back handsprings without a tumbling cylinder
I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My 9-month-old ate part of her sister's math homework.
Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Did you know the big dipper used to be part of the zodiac?
It was too confusing though. Everyone was like, "what's ursine?"
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Which part of the vegetable shouldnβt you eat?
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What's a pirates favorite part of his home?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What is the most musical part of a turkey ?
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Dark jokes my 10 year old hit me with part 2: penguins are alot like kids
Both can fly if you throw them hard enough
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What's The Best Part Of Living In Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
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Whatβs a drug addicts favourite part of decorating the ginger bread house?
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Nein du verdammter Nebel!
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︎ Nov 22 2020
The worst part of spanking a disobedient child at a supermarket is....
......having absolutely no idea whose child it is.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Did you hear about the man who got his left part cut off?
DonΒ΄t worry, heΒ΄s alright now
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What do you call the part of the snake that isn't it's head?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Iβve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective
We call him Sherlock Ohms.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Puns arenβt the aphrodisiac I thought they were.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What kind of haircut do bees get?
A buzz cut!
(Credit to my 7yo daughter, who will be a great dad one day)
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Who was the only celebrity with four body parts in his name?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What is the rough part of Italy called?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
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