Jurassic World Puns

A list of puns related to "Jurassic World"

Everyone wonders how the two kids got the old Jeep to work in Jurassic World.

Easy, they used fossil fuel.

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👤︎ u/primetime061
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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In light of Jurassic World...What happens when you punch a T-rex?

It becomes dino-sore.

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👤︎ u/wmccluskey
📅︎ Jun 16 2015
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I challenge you to think of a better pun for this photo i.reddituploads.com/e0f56…
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👤︎ u/115_zombie_slayer
📅︎ Jul 26 2016
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Was texting with my dad about going to the movies when I'm home.

Me: Jurassic World is also out that week on the 12th.

Dad: You can go with Mom to that one.

Me: You don't care about dinosaurs?

Dad: They're dead to me.

Me: Haha. I love you.

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👤︎ u/cmcavoy
📅︎ Apr 10 2015
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