Where is Chris Pratt’s favorite place to go at a carnival
On a ferris wheel
So i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned Chris Pratt my dad sighs and says...
I dont know how parents can be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent.. and i just sat there looking at him confused until he whispered...... "crisp rat"
What do you call it when actor Chris Pratt trips and smashs his face?
A Prattfall!
What's the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?
One's Chris Pratt, the other's a crisp rat.
