Where is Chris Pratt’s favorite place to go at a carnival

On a ferris wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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So i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned Chris Pratt my dad sighs and says...

I dont know how parents can be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent.. and i just sat there looking at him confused until he whispered...... "crisp rat"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordDobbington
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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What do you call it when actor Chris Pratt trips and smashs his face?

A Prattfall!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juzo_Okita
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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All are delicious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/black---lights
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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What's the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?

One's Chris Pratt, the other's a crisp rat.

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