To see if they’d make people laugh... but no pun intended!
I already have a bee on my butt-cuz when I do the sizzle finger thing I say it stings beeing this hot
A pacifier on my middle finger- for the suckers
I am hoping to get a fly in a suit soon holding some jars of honey- cuz you can catch a fly with honey but you can catch more hunnys being fly
Any other ideas would be appreciated
I told her the old ones just get grandfathered in.
If you're a Muslim scholar on the side, would that be Allah carte?
Reddit already.
So I wanted to learn puns, but I didn't find any good discord server where you could meat with people and practice or learn new puns, so I decided to create such a server where we can all hopefully learn how to pun. If you would like to join here's a link: https://discord.gg/hVBqM7hn9r
Grandpa: I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.
Its a two part series that's quite revealing.
People are showing up to the hospital eh-symptomatic
They had a long conversation about bark.
Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.
That way, I always make a grand entrance.
My wife was complaining about how i'm not spontanious or creative, unless it involves terrible jokes, so i went out and got a tattoo (my first one). But since im not very creative i had them tattoo a pic of my thermos from work. I went home all excited and showed her my new tattoo! She was really confused about it. She looked at it for awhile and when she went to touch it i yelled at her not to touch the thermos tat. I think she's leaving me now :(
when I call him in every night, the neighbors think I've lost my mind
We're a cover band
I just don't know how she got into my house.
It left her speechless 🤐
But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
She said m eh. There’s a lot of coming and going.
It’s an an in and out type of job.
Edit; knew* thank you.
They call it mourning wood.
A while ago i stumbled upon this 4in1 pun:
It's a TV show featuring a motorcycle gang full of bisexual royal norsemen called Bikings
Mighty redditors can you help me to find more of this kind of multi puns?
The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
Gonna be their spokes person
It’s making headlines!
Mine's 1920x1080
"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
I want to get one that comes pre-heated.
Thanks for the Baghdad!
I keep hearing the same ones over and over and over again.
What sound does a tree make?
It barks
"Stairs don't talk!"
They are calling them meta-taters.
I already put myself down
Who knew artery could be so relaxing.
Haven't seen anyone post all year!
(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)
But they still haven't gotten a single gig.
Because all the leaves are brown.
but I decided I better sleep on it first
Grandpa: It has it's ups and downs
