He's gonna be the new Secretariat of State.
It comes with an Elon Musk
(Saw something similar on r/memes and decided it was better fit here)
It's Kraken me up
I’m currently on season 6, and still have no idea what this has to do with being a medic.
That left scientists scratching their heads.
Me neither, I took the stairs
It’s called Feces the Musical.
I heard it got crap reviews.
Introducing the iLash
But that was just a cover for my story.
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
....Elderflower.
iReddit
I turn back to my son and say “it turns out, I’m not made of money”.
He took the guitar from my hands, leaned it on the front of my amp and left the room.
The new 2016 Dodge Responsibility.
Options include: Anti-Radar stealth paint, and an voice activated license plate shield.
Microsoft confirms that there's an issue with their most recent patch: it can corrupt Windows installations. A Microsoft developer by the name of Benedict [Last name withheld due to reddit rules] admitted that the code he wrote was faulty and could lead to corruption of some system files. However, Microsoft still recommends downloading the patch, since these cases are rare, and a tool that repairs affected installations will be available by tomorrow, and can easily be downloaded, since the faulty patch doesn't break any Internet features. Microsoft estimates that only 0.002% of Windows installations will be affected, and that on all other PCs, the patch does fix the bug it addresses. Although some sources on the net claim otherwise, Microsoft states that...
Benedict's Blunder Patch is low-key.
"I love you two pieces!"
Star Trek: the Mex Generation
