Welled Puns

I know he means well.

(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)

I said, "pretty good, but you really should hear me do Bohemian Rhapsody".

The disappointed father retorts, “no no son, pie are round. Cornbread are square.”

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Because he couldn’t see that well.

That is what the beer was for.

She replied, "No, I woke up at 11:00, 1:00 and 3:00."

I responded, "Those are odd hours to be waking up at night."

...3 holes in the ground!

It has 360 degrees.

"school" is my answer

He got tired of the hole boring business.

That took a lot of guts.

It passed with flying colors.

Is it still around?

What do you call an elephant crossed with a rhino?

ell if I know

I'm a son without a father... I lost him a few days ago to a heart attack and I just... can't stop crying

We both used to check out this sub daily for amazing dad jokes and laugh at them together... We'd try to form our own stupid stuff

I used to wake up for college early in the morning I'd cook some breakfast for him get ready and before leaving I'd wake him up and tell him a stupid dad joke... I'd want to see him start his day with a smile

I just want to thank you all in this sub for giving me and my dad happiness your jokes made us laugh at our worst times

Out of habit I keep getting up to go to his room with a dad joke... Only to see it empty

I'm never gonna get to mess around with my dad again... I'm never going to hang out with him again he's not going to be there to see me grow up and buy a house of my own ... He's not going to see me buy a car of own ... He's not going to see me get married... He's gone forever and I will never get to start my day with a smile again from a silly dad joke with him

He wasn't the greatest dad but he certainly was the best I could ever ask for ... I will miss you dad

Thank you r/dadjokes to all the amazing dads here and their funny and stupid jokes

Edit : thank you so much dad's for your overwhelming support I love you guys and I just want to take a moment to thank all the people here who shared their experiences as well of having lost a parent... Your story inspires me to continue forward with the torch

Also I'm seeing quite a few comments saying the post is not funny and that they came for a laugh... I'm truly sorry about that, I just really wanted to honor my dad in this sub since we spent so much time together here scrolling for jokes and I needed the push from you dads to get back on my feet

I'm never going to be the same that's for sure knowing a peice of me has been lost forever... The void will never be filled in my heart But your support is just what I needed, once again thank you dads I love you

Edit 2: thank you so much dads for your overwhelming support I know I haven't been able to respond to all the dms and messages here but I've been reading them all and it's just made me smile in the worst Thank you dads you guys are the best

Welcome to Stutter Club.

But then it was downhill all the way.

"I can't find the milk"

And the other astronaut grinning:

"In space no one can, here use cream"

I can just feel it.

Would you please just let everything blow over first..

Edit/update:

First let me say that we fortunately weathered the storm well, some damage, not major.

I grew up with a humorous dad, and I appreciate how humor can alleviate stress. Most of you "got it", some of you didn't, some (few) were offended.

I grew up with a dad who taught me the appreciation of MAS*H where Hawkeye Pierce made jokes and quips in a horrible environment (war).

My dad even joked when he got Covid-19, a serious issue at his age, he first told me saying "I tested positive.. I'm pregnant"

That said I want to say Thank You to those that got it.

Riding out a hurricane is a scary and anxiety ridden experience. Each time you commented you made me smile, chuckle and sometimes laugh. It brought a bright spot to an otherwise scary night, if only for a moment it would take my mind off of the raging wind and rain at my door each of the hundreds of times my phone notification went off as this post "blew" up! I can only hope it did the same for others who appreciate humor the way that my dad taught me to.

Thanks r/dadjokes

Godspeed to those still battling this storm and those that will battle the results in the days and weeks to come.

As Jimmy Buffet once said "If we couldn't laugh we'd all go insane"

"Rum-runnin', Lootin', Keelhaulin', and Skulduggery!"

OK, so maybe there's still some work to do.. It's like they say:

"It Takes a Pillage."

Took some classes in the study of Well drilling... It's a deep subject.

Can anyone tell me why my post was removed?

I’m a bit annoyed by this because my fence has fallen over.

It would definitely be a best-cellar.

...I'm sure it'll come back to me.

“Listen! You never listen!”

I ran out of thyme.

Because he couldn't see that well.

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he couldn’t see that well.