47 Hilarious Wells Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Well no, but yes.

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👤︎ u/BigBullOfDalalStreet

📅︎ Apr 27 2021

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Well someone had to do it

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👤︎ u/Soda_Monster

📅︎ Apr 21 2021

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Get that extra pep in your step from this well

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👤︎ u/Crimson_Spear1

📅︎ Apr 29 2021

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I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” Puzzled, she asked, “What’s that got to do with anything?” I chuckled, "Well, that means..."

"It’s pasture bedtime!”

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Mar 26 2021

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A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet.

He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 18 2021

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Well well well..

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👤︎ u/Un_FaZed211

📅︎ Apr 16 2021

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Well..true.

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👤︎ u/ehnoscentteaya

📅︎ Apr 28 2021

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I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21

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👤︎ u/TheDorkKnight53

📅︎ Mar 15 2021

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Why did the blind man fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well

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👤︎ u/TotallyUnassuming

📅︎ Mar 08 2021

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I wasn't feeling well this morning...

So, I took my gloves off.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Apr 29 2021

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Well that sucks

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👤︎ u/memeAdict

📅︎ Apr 12 2021

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Yup I do as well

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👤︎ u/defntlynot_clp-e46

📅︎ Mar 29 2021

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Well at least he's satisfied now

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👤︎ u/meme_stealing_bandit

📅︎ Mar 21 2021

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Well, this one hit the bar

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👤︎ u/SassyCutlet

📅︎ Apr 04 2021

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WELL that sucks.. got stuck

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👤︎ u/WindowsXP_MemeMaker

📅︎ Apr 30 2021

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Well, well, well, what’s going on here?

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👤︎ u/metroracerUK

📅︎ Apr 27 2021

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Why did Harry Potter get along well with Postmen?

It's because he spoke parcel-tongue.

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👤︎ u/s0apyjam

📅︎ Apr 30 2021

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Why did the old lady fall in the well?

She couldn’t see that well.

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👤︎ u/pitmule

📅︎ Apr 08 2021

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That didn’t end well

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👤︎ u/General-Nonsens3

📅︎ Mar 29 2021

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I told my son, look the church has locked up the door and turned off their lights. He said, what's that got to do with anything? I said well,...

It's pastor bedtime

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👤︎ u/trigrex

📅︎ Mar 26 2021

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They asked me how I put the wood together so well.

I said, I nailed it.

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👤︎ u/-Hazeeq-

📅︎ Apr 25 2021

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Did you hear about the well-behaved little boy?

Whenever he was good, his dad gave him 10p and a pat on the head. By the time he was sixteen, he had £786 and a flat head.

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👤︎ u/Hollow_aspid

📅︎ Apr 21 2021

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Since the pandemic, my friend has been doing well selling vases made from herbs mixed with ancient crushed Chinese plates...

That's pretty good thyme-Ming.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Apr 25 2021

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I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you’d get the well-fortified tower area back.

Guys back then were playing for keeps.

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👤︎ u/astrosmash77

📅︎ Apr 05 2021

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Which is the bird that can do the things that you can do, as well?

The Toocan.

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👤︎ u/xoriatis71

📅︎ Apr 10 2021

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Some well considered puns

From an email my cousin sent me:

I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.

I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.

The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.

A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.

Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.

Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.

To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.

If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.

Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.

Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.

If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.

A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.

My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?

Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"

Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.

Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.

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👤︎ u/Eli_Truax

📅︎ Mar 19 2021

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I used to be the soccer team's striker until my coach realized I wasn't playing well. He said....

You should play defense, no offense.

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👤︎ u/beanfibers

📅︎ Mar 24 2021

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz

📅︎ Feb 10 2021

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My wife has been cold to me lately, so I figured a hobby might make her more receptive to my advances. I figured why not stamp collecting? Well, I learned an important lesson...

Philately will get you nowhere

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👤︎ u/shopcounterwill

📅︎ Apr 15 2021

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So I ask for something easy at a restaurant, and the server recommends “well the chicken strips for 6$”

“Maybe it will but it doesn’t help with my hunger”

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👤︎ u/callmemrjackass

📅︎ Mar 19 2021

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Who's most well known for their big D?

Anyone that successfully defended their thesis.

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👤︎ u/shay9999

📅︎ Apr 13 2021

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Dr William Archibald Spooner, the creator of spoonerisms was well known to be a smart fella.

The dirty bastard.

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👤︎ u/awesome_smokey

📅︎ Mar 03 2021

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Two brokers met on the sidewalk. "How's it going?" Said the one. "I'm fine," replied the other. "Well, gotta run," said the one. "Okay," said the other, "I'll see ya later." "All right. Bye."

It was a stock exchange.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Apr 07 2021

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Did you hear about the guy who fell into the well? I found out why it happened.

He couldn’t see that well.

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👤︎ u/anonupvote

📅︎ Feb 13 2021