I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...

Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Co-worker sent e-mail w/ cute photo "Puppy therapy outside, part of wellness fest"

Office manager replied: Why are those puppies in therapy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zijital
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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My friend keeps saying β€œcheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”

I know he means well.

(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
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Well no, but yes.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Well someone had to do it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soda_Monster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Get that extra pep in your step from this well
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crimson_Spear1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I told my daughter, β€œGo to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” Puzzled, she asked, β€œWhat’s that got to do with anything?” I chuckled, "Well, that means..."

"It’s pasture bedtime!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet.

He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Well well well..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Well we just found out that my grandpa is addicted to Viagra

And man my grandma sure is taking it hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GRAY_WOLF_DONG
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Well..true.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehnoscentteaya
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDorkKnight53
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Why did the blind man walk into the well?

He couldn’t see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmEllie66
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmath12
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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Did you know Sully js gay? Well, he came out of the closet.
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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Why did the old lady fall down the well?

She didn’t see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pratik007789
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Well they are free (found on reddit r/technicallythetruth )
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhog
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Why did the pony not do well at his singing audition?

Unfortunately, he was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TourmalinePhoenix
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Breaking news: Scientists have developed a soundtrack that boosts mental well being and improves immune response to Coronavirus

If approved by the FDA, it will greatly enhance heard immunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateralAxes
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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I passed my forklift test today. I did very well.

My carer says I should be able to try the spoon tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexandrosGreco_
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Well I mean I would be mad..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LidiaJaworska01
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

edit: had to delete original post, due to misspelling in the title.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Yup I do as well
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Well that sucks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/memeAdict
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Well at least he's satisfied now
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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I wasn't feeling well this morning...

So, I took my gloves off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Giving Sub Zero the Mr Freeze quotes makes him not just the coolest of freezy puns, but the frozen one as well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Large-Wheel-4181
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Thought of this well bringing in groceries.

I was asked to compare English to French. Well, that's just like comparing grapes to raisins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHunterElite
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Well, this one hit the bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SassyCutlet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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WELL that sucks.. got stuck
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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The park ranger told me that he would donate all the pennies, nickles, and quarters thrown into the wishing well to my charity.....

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he never gave me a single dime!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esoper1976
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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Well, well, well.

Three holes in the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Well, well, well, what’s going on here?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/metroracerUK
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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I told my son, look the church has locked up the door and turned off their lights. He said, what's that got to do with anything? I said well,...

It's pastor bedtime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trigrex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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That didn’t end well
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πŸ‘€︎ u/General-Nonsens3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Once we had a cooking exam. After I finished, teacher said, that it was well done

But I made Medium Rare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joe_m_a_m_a_
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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Why did Harry Potter get along well with Postmen?

It's because he spoke parcel-tongue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s0apyjam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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They asked me how I put the wood together so well.

I said, I nailed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Hazeeq-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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We got a new dog yesterday. He was a rescue and we're so glad to make him a part of our family. 'I think the transition is going well.'

'But your mother thinks it's been ruff.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gherkinstein
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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My dad literally just said this to me.

Dad: Whatcha reading?

Me: Just Reddit

Dad: Well if you already read it why are you reading it again?! (Nudges me) Get it?? Hahahaha

Me: (rolls eyes) Ha.Ha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subtleglow87
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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Well when life gives you melons

You’re probably dyslexic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryahisbored
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Did you hear about the well-behaved little boy?

Whenever he was good, his dad gave him 10p and a pat on the head. By the time he was sixteen, he had Β£786 and a flat head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hollow_aspid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Did you know they invented a new test to see how well you can see your mobile phone?

It’s called the iChart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/typeofnandev
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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(Warning: Morbid dad joke) True Story -- My family were planning my mum's funeral. We always try to keep things light and try to stay positive, just as Mum would have it...

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Since the pandemic, my friend has been doing well selling vases made from herbs mixed with ancient crushed Chinese plates...

That's pretty good thyme-Ming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotallyUnassuming
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScubaPride
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Why did the blind man fall in the well?

He didn’t see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattgibson89
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Why did the man fall down the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeddyitfc
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Why did the old lady fall in the well?

She couldn’t see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pitmule
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Well we just found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra..

And man my grandma sure is taking it hard.

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