Weare Puns

Because without them he could Nazi.

The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says “I don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “whatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says “there’s no charge.” Shocked she replies “no really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” “Honestly ma’am”, the mortician says, “it costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”

Because it’s capsized.

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Address

Denim denim denim.

Because it can get a little slippery out there.

Vans

Phillipe Phillope.

Because she couldn't fit into D shells

Told her if they did, I didn’t see them.

Because their horns don't work. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Gaiters.

Because the “Days of Fuchsia Passed”

If so, you might be entitled to condensation

Because they're MANdated.

I've seen enough

Thunder-wear

Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.

Car-go Pants

i created this joke while sitting on the toilet.

I guess they are not Karen for themselves

Sneakers

because they don't have ears

I bet you have another pair exactly like that.

Ape-rons.

She outgrew her b-shells

Because they have bear feet.

A lawsuit

...before it was cool.

Well, with the extra “T” she would be a statute.

Because it capsized.

Because you'll always be spotted.

They're mouthbreathers.

The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Santa: Hoe hoe hoe.

Law suits

I see red people

...because he’s Saint Knicker-less!

They lactose. ( lack toes ? ) . I'll see my self out.

heaven scent

It was a cool ant.

I might not even go

White Vans

Because she grew out of b shells.

Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.