I used to hate facial hair
How does the moon cut his hair?
I've had a cheap hair transplant. It's made from cat hair.
Only trouble is, every time my wife strokes it, I stick my ass in the air.
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
My girlfriend said she was gonna cut her hair in a mullet...
I hate mullets and I told her if she did I was gonna grow a rat-tail as payback
She said, “You can’t!”
“I will!”
“But that’s rat-tail-iation!”
PS: this actually happened and I’m in love with her
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.
Hehe
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
Written on the side of a hearse in front of a hair salon...
Will Curl Up And Dye For You
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
My brother who works in a tannery has gone missing. We haven't seen hair nor hide of him.
Honestly? I hated body hair at first, but
If your hair is long enough when shampooing...
Does Head & Shoulders then become Knees & Toes?
A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
I’ll take that ban now
Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
What do you say when someone roasts a person with reddish-brown hair?
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
I lost all my hair years ago, but I still carry a comb.
What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?
Where does The Joker get his hair done?
I don't use shampoo when I wash my hair.
I'm a man - I use real poo.
People who dye their hair red
Suffer from ginger dysphoria
Art Garfunkel has been selling his hair, saying that its essence makes people horny
He calls it his afro-disiac
My hair used to be black, and now every day more white hairs keeps moving in. This makes me angry, and it makes me sad.
My hair is getting gentrified, and soon, I won't be able to afford it.
If satan had ever lost his hair
There would be hell toupee
What helps a pirates hair grow?
Accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth this morning...
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
Why did Kenny Rogers go to the hair salon?
He just dropped in to see what condition his conditioner was in.
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair?
How do you purchase a hair piece that you’re going to share with someone
Why are silver haired characters so badass?
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
Why does James Bond Have grey hair?
Because there's no time to dye!
Ever since I got this hair treatment, people say I've become very arrogant..
I guess the hairplugs went straight to my head..
My daughter asked if she could cut the hair off of one of her barbies to make a boy barbie.
I said "You Ken if you want to."
I was flattered when I heard they made a movie all about my hair.
It’s called 50 shades of gray
People who take good care of their hair with just shampoo and water...
must love it unconditionally.
How does the moon cut his hair?
I never used to like facial hair
Why is Pavlov’s hair so soft?
Dad, did you get your hair cut?
How does the moon cut its hair?
How does the moon cut his hair?
I wasn't sure I like my new facial hair..
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