Roses are red, cellos are brown
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Using one word, how do you get Doc Brown into his time machine?
Mandalorian
Ever hear of Henry, Santa's brown nosed reindeer?
He is just as fast as Rodolph but couldn't stop as quickly.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella
Fo drizzle
My house was painted a bright purple, so I changed it to brown, then purple again...
I went back to the fuchsia
I told my dad that Derren Brown looks better without hair
He said "That's a bald claim"
What’s small, brown, and really, really, sticky?
... a stick.
Peter Brown the world famous hairdresser told his son, that he's leaving him nothing in his will....
I can't believe he's cutting off his own heir.
Did you hear about the brown nose reindeer?
He’s the one who can’t stop on time.
Why did the Baker have brown hands?
He kneaded a poo.
What do you call an artist with brown fingers ?
Pickasso.
What's brown, lumpy, and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's Last Movement
Always be aware of your surroundings. Even on your midnight toilet trips.
Why did the baker have brown fingers?
He kneaded a jobby
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dunnnnggggg
I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....
He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.
What's Brown And Sticky?
A Stick! What were you thinking?
