If you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community,

That would be called a reservation reservation reservation

Credit to Brian Regan

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Why would T. Rex struggle to play the piano?

They’re extinct.

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I want to buy a second NBA team in Miami.

At the press conference, when they ask me what the team name is, I’ll say, β€œit’s not the Heat. It’s the Humidity.”

(Credit to Brian Regan)

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Car Left

Our neighbor pulled out of his driveway in a Honda. I said "Looks like he left on his own Accord." My wife then walked out of the room

- Dan Regan

@Social_Mime

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