Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
Iβm not joking, but he is.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone, and I wondered why they were doing that...
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What does it say on Stephen Hawkinβs tombstone?
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Stephen Kings' son Joe doesn't have a middle name.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Honey did Stephen King make you?
Why?
Cause you're Shining.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
I finally got around to reading that Stephen Hawking book!
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. . .
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Nurse: A patient named Stephen has come into the hospital with acidosis (meaning their blood has become too acidic)
Doctor: Stephen with a "ph"?
Nurse: Yes, a low one.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Stephen hawking died on the most irrational day of the year
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︎ Mar 14 2018
Stephen Hawking was from the UK
But if he was from the US, he would be Stephen YeeHawking
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I'm inviting everyone to join me in a thought-session of Stephen King's iconic shape-shifting clown.
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︎ May 11 2020
I told my son I was named after Stephen Hawking
Son: βBut dad, your name is John.β
Me: βI know, but I was named AFTER Stephen Hawking.β
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︎ May 05 2019
Someone hit me with a Stephen King book.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
Stephen Hawk
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︎ Jul 18 2019
I asked a hipster, βWhatβs your favorite Stephen King novel?β
He said, βYou probably never heard of It.β
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︎ Jul 22 2019
[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?
Because the little moron was a little more on.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Do you know how Stephen Hawking's kids used to refer to their mother's lover?
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Stephen Hawking
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︎ Mar 14 2018
My sister asked me why I keep a Stephen King book by the toilet.
I told her itβs for if I need to get the shit scared out of me.
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︎ Jun 14 2019
What is Stephen Kingβs favorite dance move?
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︎ Jan 19 2019
Whenever my friend Stephen asks me to do him a favour, I always respond the same way.
I say, βYouβre not my real hen!β, and then walk away.
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︎ May 07 2019
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︎ Dec 12 2018
If I ever lose my voice I want to have the Stephen Hawking voice modulator.
Iβve always wanted to speak intelligently.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
I asked my friend if he wanted to see that new Stephen King movie adaptation and it felt like a betrayal when he declined.
"It 2, Brute?" I had asked.
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︎ May 11 2019
I think this sub would be perfect for Stephen Pastis' work
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︎ Oct 29 2017
I was walking past a homeless man when he yelled, "Stephen King is my older brother and he stole the ideas for all his novels from me!"
I replied, "Surely you must be Joe."
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︎ Jun 18 2018
Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
Iβm not joking, but he is
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︎ Apr 15 2021
I wondered why my daughter was throwing all my Stephen King books around the room. And thenβ¦
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︎ Nov 18 2020
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Stephen King has a son named Joe
Iβm not joking, but he is.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Did you know that Stephen King's son is Joe?
I'm not joking but he is.
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︎ Jul 18 2019
Stephen King has a son named Joe
I'm not joking, but he is.
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︎ May 27 2020
Today I learned: The writer Stephen King has a son named Joe.
Iβm not joking, but he is.
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︎ Oct 09 2018
Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I'm not joking, but he is.
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︎ May 02 2020
Stephen King just named his son Joe.
Iβm not joking but he is.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
I finally got around to reading that Stephen hawking book.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
Do you guys know that Stephen King has a son named Joe King? I'm not joking, but his son is.
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︎ Jan 07 2019
Stephen King has a son named Joe.
Iβm not joking, but he is.
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︎ Dec 12 2018
Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I'm not joking, but he is.
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I'm not joking, but he is.
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︎ Dec 12 2018
Stephen King has a son named Joe...
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