Stephens Puns

A list of puns related to "Stephens"

At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.

Then IT hit me!

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. . .

Nah, just kidding

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👤︎ u/Leooof321dax
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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I finally got around to reading that Stephen Hawking book!

It's about time!

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👤︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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Honey did Stephen King make you?

Why?

Cause you're Shining.

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👤︎ u/harshamfk
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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Nurse: A patient named Stephen has come into the hospital with acidosis (meaning their blood has become too acidic)

Doctor: Stephen with a "ph"?

Nurse: Yes, a low one.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Stephen King has a son named Joe

I’m not joking, but he is.

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👤︎ u/ventanaman
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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When Stephen Curry is late what do you call him?

Stephen Hurry

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👤︎ u/LifeLikeClub9
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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Stephen Hawking was from the UK

But if he was from the US, he would be Stephen YeeHawking

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👤︎ u/AdventClobe
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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I'm inviting everyone to join me in a thought-session of Stephen King's iconic shape-shifting clown.

Come to think of IT.

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👤︎ u/ankit_dey
📅︎ May 11 2020
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Stephen hawking died on the most irrational day of the year

**edit: for those saying he died on 3/13

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👤︎ u/LegendaryLordy
📅︎ Mar 14 2018
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I told my son I was named after Stephen Hawking

Son: “But dad, your name is John.”

Me: “I know, but I was named AFTER Stephen Hawking.”

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👤︎ u/ATOMMANIPULATOR
📅︎ May 05 2019
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Someone hit me with a Stephen King book.

I didn't see IT coming

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👤︎ u/Chrlie_947
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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Stephen Hawk
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👤︎ u/KingTutt2428
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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I asked a hipster, “What’s your favorite Stephen King novel?”

He said, “You probably never heard of It.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?

Because the little moron was a little more on.

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👤︎ u/MysteryOrange7
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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Do you know how Stephen Hawking's kids used to refer to their mother's lover?

The walking dad

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👤︎ u/sebicoroian
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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My sister asked me why I keep a Stephen King book by the toilet.

I told her it’s for if I need to get the shit scared out of me.

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👤︎ u/Returningdarkness
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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If I ever lose my voice I want to have the Stephen Hawking voice modulator.

I’ve always wanted to speak intelligently.

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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Whenever my friend Stephen asks me to do him a favour, I always respond the same way.

I say, “You’re not my real hen!”, and then walk away.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 07 2019
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What is Stephen King’s favorite dance move?

The Running Man

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👤︎ u/anotherlame
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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Stephen Hawking
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👤︎ u/MollysYes
📅︎ Mar 14 2018
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TIL: Stephen King has a son named Joe. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/Gliese_436b
📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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I asked my friend if he wanted to see that new Stephen King movie adaptation and it felt like a betrayal when he declined.

"It 2, Brute?" I had asked.

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👤︎ u/phiv555
📅︎ May 11 2019
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I think this sub would be perfect for Stephen Pastis' work
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👤︎ u/wubbalubbaeatadick
📅︎ Oct 29 2017
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I was walking past a homeless man when he yelled, "Stephen King is my older brother and he stole the ideas for all his novels from me!"

I replied, "Surely you must be Joe."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 18 2018
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Despite his condition, Stephen Hawking figured out how to get erections again.

He disabled his pop-up blocker.

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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What is it called when Einstein, Carl Sagan, and Stephen Hawking masturbate?

A stroke of genius.

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👤︎ u/Cananbaum
📅︎ Jul 20 2017
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I wondered why my daughter was throwing all my Stephen King books around the room. And then…

…IT hit me.

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...

Then IT hit me!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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Stephen King has a son named Joe

I'm not joking, but he is.

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👤︎ u/thistardis
📅︎ May 27 2020
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Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking, but he is.

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ May 02 2020
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Did you know that Stephen King's son is Joe?

I'm not joking but he is.

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👤︎ u/379447984
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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Stephen King just named his son Joe.

I’m not joking but he is.

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👤︎ u/dave11899
📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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TIL Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking but he is...

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👤︎ u/BruceWayne2099
📅︎ May 14 2020
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Today I learned: The writer Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I’m not joking, but he is.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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I finally got around to reading that Stephen hawking book.

It’s about time.

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👤︎ u/Ghandee
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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Do you guys know that Stephen King has a son named Joe King? I'm not joking, but his son is.
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👤︎ u/dewetkyle
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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Stephen King has a son...

... named Joe.

I’m not joking.

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👤︎ u/chocolat_ice_cream
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I’m not joking, but he is.

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👤︎ u/Chooboto
📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking, but he is.

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👤︎ u/Potars
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking, but he is.

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👤︎ u/aikodude
📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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Stephen King has a son named Joe...

I'm not joking.

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👤︎ u/V-Tac
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe

I’m not joking, but he is

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👤︎ u/DankestTestes
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I am not joking, but he is.

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👤︎ u/woodybg
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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