What do you say when your wife gets mad because her flowers aren’t getting watered?
I watered my avocado tree with holy water
So I could make "Holy Guacamole"
My wife is not impressed
When I was small I liked to be buried in the ground and watered regularly.
Eventually I grew out of it.
Couldn't help but to add a little Seal-pun in my latest video. Took almost as much time to make as the intro. It really sealed this one as my highest effort video yet. Despite the length I felt it wasn't watered down... (should be a Direct link to the pun, if not, 7m 54s in)
youtu.be/Ut-7PjwSGeE?t=7m…
What do pl’ants say when their about to get watered?
What beverage tastes best watered down?
I didn't know someone had watered down the soap until it Dawned on me.
Dad told me he'd watered the plant, this is what I come home to...
you sea, to this day, they are still going back and forth with water puns.
Want me to tell you water puns?
A pun is the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words
Water pun
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
What weighs less? A gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?
Butane, of course. It’s the lighter fluid
A priest is driving along a country road when a policeman pulls him over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest's breath and notices an empty bottle in the car. He says: "Have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?"
"Good Lord, he's done it again!"
Why isn't holy water used in vaccines?
Because you can't take the lord's name in vein
Accidentally made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.
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I made it half way to work before I realized I forgot my car.
I love watching programmes about lakes and rivers on the Internet. Anything water related really.
I am actually watching a live stream right now .
You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it in water.
If it sinks; girl ant. If it floats; boyant.
I accidentally drank some Holy Water with my laxative.
I'm about to start a religious movement.
My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
I told my wife that I'm thirsty so she told me about an underground water source.
Where do mansplainers get their water?
Someone asked me if I could name 2 structures that hold water.
Rest in peace, boiling water.
Did you hear? They've created a new duct tape that can be used under water.
They're calling it "Aqua-duct tape"
When I'm grilling a steak, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water.
Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.
Why did the dinosaur put beef bullion in his hot water heater tank?
He wanted to go extinct in a meatier shower.
How do you turn regular water into holy water?
How do loose teeth cross the water?
YSK: If you're going to run a marathon, drink plenty of water
It will be good for you in the long run
I used to have a job drilling holes for water
My wife was against replacing our old water filter, but complains when the water tastes like rust.
Now, she can really taste the iron-y.
How do you make holy water?
>!You boil the hell out of it !<
My friend got her water shut off because she couldn’t afford the bill.
I sent her a get well soon card.
What’s the creepiest body of water?
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
Do you wanna know a simple way to make holy water at home
You boil the hell out of it
If you put an ant in water, you can determine it's sex.
If it sinks it's a girl ant, but if it floats it's boy-ant.
So apparantly there's a water shortage in France...
Well, let them have coke!
You know why, when you're having problema, you should drink some water with salt?
Why do dogs float in water?
I keep asking what is the term for a narrow passage of water connecting two larger bodies of water?
But no one will give me a strait answer.
Rest In Peace, boiling water
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water
Rest In Peace boiled water,
Rest in peace boiled water.
I drank Holy water with a laxative
I wanted to start a religious movement
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
someone asked me to name 2 structures that can hold water.
I was like, well dam thats a hard one
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
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