I was standing in line waiting to have my hair cut, when I noticed that no one had started a fire yet.
I thought, "This is a shit barber queue."
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
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What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
This joke actually has two answers:
A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)
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What do you call several barbie dolls waiting in line?
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The other day I went to get coffee with my boyfriend. Waiting in line, I asked him what he was getting and he said "Soy Latte"
I was proud to immediately come up with "Hola Latte, soy Dad!"
Turns out he doesn't know the least bit Spanish and this was lost on him...
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I got a job waiting in line to buy concert tickets for people.
It is a long standing commitment.
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What do you call 100 blondes waiting in line?
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I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.
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Look, I hate waiting in lines as much as the next guy...
Actually, he probably hates it slightly more.
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︎ May 23 2019
My son was waiting in line to make some butter and getting really impatiant
I told him he had to wait his churn
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Whatβs a unit for every bar and grill for one waiting line?
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Waiting in line at Disneyland
A few years back the wife and I were waiting in line for a ride at Disneyland, and we were stopped next to a cast member door. One cast member was leaving for their break and asked if they could cross, and we kindly backed up a little for her. As she opened the door another cast member was coming out, who also crossed in front of us. I immediately turned to my wife and exclaimed "We've been double crossed!"
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I was waiting for my lunch at the Vietnamese food truck, when a guy tried to cut in line in front of me.
I said, β Dude, pho queue.β
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︎ Apr 16 2019
After waiting in line for what felt like an eternity, I started to feel like a bad doctor.
I just kept losing my patience.
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︎ Apr 08 2019
What's the difference between a restriction and a line of people waiting to stroke my cat?
One's a curfew
The other's a fur queue
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So, I'm waiting in the check out line carrying a 30 pack of Coors Light.
When the lady in front of me looks at me and says.
Lady: That beer look real heavy.
Me: Well ma'am, it says right here on the box that it's light beer.
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I was waiting in line for burgers...
I said, "Ha, looks like we're in BURGATORY, huh?"
Nobody laughed.
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I was waiting in line for my tickets to the LA Phil last night when the box office staff asked "is everyone in this line here for Will Call? This is the line for Will Call."
To which I replied, "No, I'm here for Beethoven. Who the heck is Will Call?" Worth it for the few 'extra air out of the nose' laughs I got from the three people around me.
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Person A: Ok smart-ass, what do you call a group of Englishmen waiting in line to buy Vietnamese soup?
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︎ May 11 2015
Waiting on line for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
A bit of a reverse-dad joke, my brother and dad were talking about the actors in the movie. My dad was lamenting Megan Fox being April, and said "I don't see how anyone could like that lizard face of hers."
My brother shrugged and calmly responded, "It gives some guys a boners, others get e-reptile dysfunction."
The guy on line behind us started laughing uncontrollably.
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Waiting in a line of cars in the parking garage...
Dad: We better turn off the fan, or we'll all get exhausted.
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At Joanne's with wife waiting in line at the fabric cutters
My wife starts getting her fabric cut and I tell her to watch out not to cut in line. I calmly say to her, "Everyone knows how these fabric people get. They would have us by the seam of our pants."
The best part: there is a lady who said, "do you have kids because that sounds like something a dad would say"
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Waiting in line at Comcast
I was siting in the lobby waiting for a representative, periodically checking my phone and texting people back, when the grandfatherly man sitting next to me leans over and says
"I cant type on those things, I'm all thumbs"
Gave me a chuckle
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you
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I walked into a bar and there was a whole line of people waiting to take a swing at me.
I guess you could call that a punch line
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
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What do you call a group of men standing in line waiting for a haircut?
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What do you call a line of men outside a shop waiting to have a haircut and shave?
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What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
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What do you say when you're waiting in a massive line for pho?
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