Why are waffles so filling?
Because they’re wa-fulls not waff-empties.
If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...
What do you call a waffle with a hole in it?
My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.
They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
What do you call a person who loves both himself and waffles more than anything else in the world?
When making authentic Belgium waffles, how much batter should you add to the waffle maker?
Wife: "I made our daughter a waffle this morning."
Me: "Well thanks for changing her back."
What do you call a waffle at the beach?
We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.
I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.
Frozen waffles at Sam's Club.
I used to know a guy who was all about getting his waffle in the morning. That's all he'd talk about! He'd even take people's toast out of the toaster and put in his waffles.
I ate waffle today at breakfast, and for some reason it gave me terrible gas from the back of my throat
It was a belchin' waffle (Belgian)
Waffle batter, cake batter, beer batter, fry batter....
What did the Hulk say when he was told every superhero loves waffles at the breakfast buffet?
Not all heroes, where crepes?
Where are the best beaches for eating waffles?
Saw some waffles with Elsa on them in the breakfast section yesterday...
Must have been Frozen Waffles!
What do you call waffles on the beach
My co-worker brags about bringing in the largest waffle to the office every morning. He won't let us forget it.
what do you get when you throw an eggo waffle into the california desert?
Today is National Waffle Day. Not sure how I feel about that.
What do you call a waffle mixed with building blocks?
If you're in SoCal dont drop your toaster waffle on the beach...
Or you'll have a sandy Eggo in San Diego
I made waffles this morning, but I have some bad news...
I forgot the W and they turned out awful.
My girlfriend and I had breakfast this morning. And she asked me how were my waffles.
If they made an Eggo waffle stuffed with syrup inside, it'd be a Preggo Eggo.
My girlfriend wanted waffles but my car battery was dead...
I said we'd have to boost it if we wanted to go out for waffles, and she responded "Well of course we have to jump the car if we want to go to IHOP!"
She's a keeper.
"Hey, ThinkGeek now has a waffle maker that makes waffles in the shape of the Death Star..."
"...the only problem is that the waffles tend to come out a little on the dark side."
There is a starch difference between Waffles and Pancakes.
A cook at Waffle House drops a plate and it shatters on the floor
An old guy yells from across the room, "If your check says China, it don't mean vacation!" True story.
My daughter made me a waffle out of Play Doh
I put a bit in my mouth and she though it was super gross. I said "I love the taste of clay" and she retorts back "dad, it's not clay, it's Play Doh". I turned to my wife, who was already shaking her head and said "that's mere child's clay".
Told my husband I wanted Waffle House...
He opened the freezer, pulled our some Egos and said "I'm gonna have Waffle Apartment. Haha! Get it? Waffle. Apartment."
I couldn't help but laugh as our two year old gave a courtesy laugh.
What do you get when you drop your waffle at the beach?
What do you call a waffle on a California Beach?
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
What do you call it when you eat a waffle on a beach in California?
What do you call a waffle on a California beach
Why should you not eat waffles on the beach in California?
Because you'll end up with a sandy eggo.
If you drop your waffle on the beach in San Diego...
You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.
What Do You Call A Waffle On A Sandy Beach?
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
What do you call a waffle that falls on the beach?
What do you call a Waffle on a California beach?
What do you call a Waffle on a So Cal beach?
What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle on the beach?
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