Looking for a turtle pun :)
Can u guys help mi with this one :) need it for my presentation.
Mrs Turtle, my old school teacher...
Tortoise everything we know.
My favourite teacher back in school was Mrs Turtle.
Funny name, but she tortoise well.
What did Mr T say to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when they asked who his new girlfriend is?
Who's the most secretive Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?
A slowpoke!
*a friend of mine told me this and I thought it would fit well here
Daddy, look! Those turtles are playing piggyback! Son, I was going to wait till you were older for this talk but...
Those are tortoises , not turtles.
What happens to a turtle when it dies?
It goes into riga-tortoise
Teenage Mutant CHINja Turtles
What kinds of photos do turtles take??
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
My son wanted jellyfish for his sea turtle.
What do you call a turtle in a chef’s hat?
Customer: Do you have any books on turtles?
Store owner: Hard cover?
Customer: Yes, with little heads
I went to the book store and asked the assistant for any books about turtles.
She asked " Hardback? " And I said.. .." yeah, and little heads. "
How did the mean turtle cross the road?
How does a legless turtle cross the road? 🐢
Take the F out of free and take the F out of way.
I mean hes a bread turtle
What do you call an Italian turtle?
I haven’t been able find my pet turtle for the past few months
Turns out he’s just been sheltering in place.
What kind of house do ninja turtles live in when they go on vacation from living in the sewers and fighting crime?
An alternative... was that A'Tuin was crawling from the Birthplace to the Time of Mating. When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds.
This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.
Joke by Terry Pratchett, ‘The Colour of Magic’, Prologue.
What's a turtle family called?
If I want to make Escargot and turtle soup for dinner....
Do I need to use a slow cooker?
Why did the turtle go to T-mobile
Because he couldn't sprint
How do you know your turtle is dead?
Why did the turtle retire and move to the south pole?
He couldn't handle any more hare-racing adventures
Every time we went somewhere to eat, my father would close the menu and say, “I’ll take a turtle soup...
and make it snappy”.
I hated eating anywhere with him, now I think it’s funny. Help, I’m turning into my father.
Which ninja turtle likes pastries?
What do you call a lesson on turtles?
turtle torture
what do you call it when a tortoise has balance issues?
tortellini
What does a turtle do on their birthday?
I went to a party dressed as a turtle with my daughter on my back, and someone asked what was on my back.
Me at the bookstore: Do you have any books on turtles?
Cashier: Hard back?
Me: yea, with little heads.
What do you call a turtle missing one leg?
You don't often see "turtles" spelled T-U-R-D-l-e-s
because they're an endangered feces
My turtle was upset.. he couldnt afford the new shell-phone
What did the snail say while riding on the turtles back?
My favorite teacher at school was Mrs. Turtle
She had an interesting name but she tortoise well
My favourite teacher at school was Mrs Turtle...
Strange name, but she tortoise well .
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Turtles.
She said hardback? I said yeah with a little head.
I went into the library and asked for a book on turtles.
The lady said, "hardback?" I replied, "yes, with little wrinkled heads"
Why did the turtle retire and move to the south pole?
He couldn't handle any more hare-racing adventures
My favourite teacher at school was Mrs. Turtle
Strange name but she tortoise well..
Do you have any books on turtles?
"Hard back?"
Yes, and with little heads.
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