A list of puns related to "Suvs"
Their next car is Elon gated.
Because they’re real grass-guzzlers.
And now it's All We'll Drive!
I call it my Escape room.
In my opinion, Toyota has the 4Runner
He was out of his Element.
I’ve lost Focus and I’m completely out of my Element.
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Because it was roofless
She ordered Graco "convertible" car sets
So I just had surgery and one of my restrictions is that I can't lift anything heavier than 20 lbs. Was at the Target today with the wife to return a lamp that she had purchased but then decided she didn't like. She parked the SUV and I opened the back to carry the lamp on the store. She said "What are you doing? You aren't supposed to lift anything!" I replied, "But it's light!"
Got the triple whammy. The groan, eye roll, and disgusted walk away from me and into the store. Had to carry the lamp, but it was worth it.
Said this just now to my wife as she'd been saying this SUV is driving crazy next to us, they passed us and it was a black Nissan Rogue.
We were driving on a highway at night when a large bird flew out of nowhere and struck the top of our SUV with a thud! I told the kids it looked like an owl.
The next day they were asking if the owl was okay?? Not wanting to alarm them that the most likely outcome was the bird's unfortunate demise, I told them the owl just had to see his doctor, ya know, Dr Who. Only my wife laughed of course.
I was running late to my kid's soccer game, so I started to jog. Then I borrowed my brother's bicycle, but I still wasn't going fast enough. So I smashed the window of a fancy SUV, hot-wired it, and slammed down on the gas pedal. Well, that Escaladed quickly.
My parents were visiting me, and my mom's been looking at a new vehicle, specifically a Toyota Rav4. As she's not the most tech-savvy, she got one of the paper brochures from the dealership about the features available.
Being marketing literature for a small SUV, there were plenty of pictures of people running, hiking, and being active. My dad looks at it and goes: "so is this the Toyota for runners?" I immediately said "No, that's probably the Toyota 4runner".
My mom cracked up. My dad just groaned.
Because his calf was getting loaded in an SUV
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