A list of puns related to "Viewed"
I think we're going to have to agree to diss a grebe.
But I didnβt see him.
Sun-off-a-bach!
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
Unbereavable...
The mortician asked the deceasedβs wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit heβs already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says βI donβt care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.β The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, βwhatever this costs Iβm very satisfied, you did an excellent job and Iβm incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?β To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says βthereβs no charge.β Shocked she replies βno really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.β βHonestly maβamβ, the mortician says, βit costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.β
I said, βWhoopi Goldberg is ok, but I donβt like the other women on the show.β
Careful though, the steaks are high
Says she canβt see me in camouflage.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I havenβt looked back since.
The pay per see.
Through a Gyroscope.
Bubble 07
Since then, I haven't looked back.
You get a womb with a view.
Because 7 8 nein.
You can get a paper straw and you can also get pay per view.
But I can see where you are coming from.
I'll just have to be careful not to strain my eyes.
It was paper-view
People who are reading this are on the same page.
I saw a yet-i.
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It was unpresidented
"I'm Avery."
Should get a no bell prize.
An LGBT Queue
and I've never looked back since
I think that's just bad ad vise.
The view was not worth the trip.
She asked, "is this the highest point in Thailand?"
I replied, "i don't know, it's up there".
The glances exchanged in that moment were some of my fondest memories of that trip.
he won the no-bell prize!
Haven't looked back since.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I havenβt looked back since.
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