Rare photograph of The Milky Way viewed from Mars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cliffter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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A rare photo of the Milky way viewed from Mars.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHappiePlayer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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The view from the back
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OffDutyTaoist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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My wife doesn't share my view that insulting a specific water bird is a good idea.

I think we're going to have to agree to diss a grebe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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A police officer tried to pull me over for not having a rear view mirror.

But I didn’t see him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoogyHead
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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My holiday home neighbour planted a tall row of trees blocking my view.

Sun-off-a-bach!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOffbeatTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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last gift on birthday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sabrinna_22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I apologise if this isn't allowed.

New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoThruTrucks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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The new funeral home in town will not let me view my loved ones before their burial, sadly.

Unbereavable...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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A man who had just died was delivered to the mortuary wearing a beautiful black suit.

The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says β€œI don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, β€œwhatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says β€œthere’s no charge.” Shocked she replies β€œno really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” β€œHonestly ma’am”, the mortician says, β€œit costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaladinDanza
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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After a long hike to the top of a mountain, my wife asked me, β€œSo what do you think of The View?”

I said, β€œWhoopi Goldberg is ok, but I don’t like the other women on the show.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I heard they opened a new restaurant near the top of Mt. Everest

Careful though, the steaks are high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohammad5271
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Not sure how my wife views my hunter’s outfit.

Says she can’t see me in camouflage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joachim_s
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.

So I removed the whole mirror.

I haven’t looked back since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Breathtaking view of the milky way from mars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhiIipp1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Looking Sharp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KunGDark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I have just found the Catholic version of pay per view.

The pay per see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnykelly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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How do Greeks view their food?

Through a Gyroscope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ubertrashcat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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After years of obstructing my view, I ripped off the rearview mirrors on my car.

Since then, I haven't looked back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMA_SWEET
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What's the best thing about being a test tube baby?

You get a womb with a view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johno_mendo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Help! Accidentally uninstalled Windows!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/grantthejester
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Why was the German 7 so hungry?

Because 7 8 nein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bambamtx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Be en garde when viewing this pun
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What does a straw and a view have in common?

You can get a paper straw and you can also get pay per view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imgprojts
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with your point of view..

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Do not view if you're lactose intolerant.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/groverman5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I'm going to use a colander to view the next solar eclipse.

I'll just have to be careful not to strain my eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0Squid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I couldn't watch last night's origami show

It was paper-view

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarlosConde13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Classic dad joke! .. click on the cross post to view the full joke /r/3amjokes/comments/hdpt…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satwik_Pandey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I know that we all have different views and argue a lot on reddit, but here’s something we have in common.

People who are reading this are on the same page.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."

I saw a yet-i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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The O.Henry Pun-Off is back β€œON!” - Tongues of puns linger
  • Like all cherished things in this covid-crazy world, the O.Henry Museum’s famous free, family friendly celebration of the wit-in-word will take place virtually in cyberspace this year. With an awesome live cast of lively wits and tortured tongues, the online audience will be treated to all the linguistic twists, dramatic turns, and surprise endings they’ve groan to love. Expect to witness wacky word butchers and voracious verbivores from around the globe, all worming their way into your ears. Tongues of tradition, tension and camaraderie make this the premier event for the world's competitive wordplay community
  • Brought to you this year by the City of Austin, Brush Square Museums Foundation, and co- sponsored by Austin's very own Fantastic Magic Camp, as well as the internationally renowned podcast, Pun Intensive, The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition will commence Saturday, November 21, 2020
  • Preliminary live rounds begin Saturday, November 21, 2020, at 11:00am CST, lasting about 2 hours. Later that evening, live competition resumes at 7:00pm CST with head-to-head prime time heats. - See Pun-Off.com for schedule details, links, and more.

[Austin, TX, November 1, 2020] - Although traditionally held outdoors on a single day in the spring, the first portion 2020 the O. Henry Museum Pun-Off competition known as Punniest of Show was conducted via video in October. Now on Saturday, November 21, 2020, PARD will bring you their most popular second segment, O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition

This free, fun, and family friendly event will take place online this year, but with special twists, turns, and surprise modifications to make it the perfect 2020 event for the world's competitive wordplay community.

The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships have been an Austin institution for 43 years. As usual, the contest will feature a cavalcade of word-class wordsmiths from across the globe, all worming their way into your art. Join and enjoy us as they compete to spontaneously spit out the most absurd words you’ve ever heard.

The event will be live streamed at PunIntensive.com.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bpcombs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Checking out your butt in a dressing room is just you looking through a rear-view mirror.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FairlyCharming
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What was the view of Mt. Rushmore like before it was carved

It was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwareSpring708
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,

"I'm Avery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuLongDong
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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The person that invented Knock Knock Jokes

Should get a no bell prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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At least he gets a good view of the sky...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fab-_-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What do you call a group waiting to view the Pride Parade?

An LGBT Queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quadruplebacon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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The other day my rear view camera broke

and I've never looked back since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lancalot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I hired a firm to create an advertising campaign for me. Their idea was to use workbench clamps to hold the ads up for viewing.

I think that's just bad ad vise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebikerdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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What a great arial view!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SharpTechno
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was not worth the trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Think_Naught
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A view of the mane cabin from the tail end.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackbeardmd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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A few years ago me and my girlfriend were at a popular sunrise view point very high up in a national park in Thailand...

She asked, "is this the highest point in Thailand?"

I replied, "i don't know, it's up there".

The glances exchanged in that moment were some of my fondest memories of that trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryChopper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the door knocker?

he won the no-bell prize!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.

Haven't looked back since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.

So I removed the whole mirror.

I haven’t looked back since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThriveBrewing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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