Milky Way as viewed from Mars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealAjmera
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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Rare photograph of The Milky Way viewed from Mars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cliffter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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A rare photo of the Milky way viewed from Mars.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHappiePlayer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Have you heard about the political party that's using really good weed to promote their political views and opinions?

It's propaganja.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2021
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I only know one bad pun about paper

It's tearable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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A plant is obstructing the view. Do you think someone should get reed of it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/planot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2021
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Nice View
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSpiderYT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I was watching Lord of the Rings with my best friend yesterday, when I saw a wasp on the screen. I told my friend that the wasp was disturbing my viewing, and he replied

Fly, you fool!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2021
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James Pond's - A View to a Krill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bewondered
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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Two chemists walk into a bar.

Two chemists walk into a bar.

The first one says, "I'll have some H2O."

The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work."

The firstο»Ώ chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom. His assassination plot had failed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QualityProof
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2021
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Why did the monitor reject the keyboard?

It just wasn't it's type.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzguitarma
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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Let’s call anti-Vaxxers who take horse dewormer what they really are.

Neighsayers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obad-hi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2021
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What's the best thing about being a test tube baby?

A womb with a view

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MichaelMurphy311
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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The view from the back
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OffDutyTaoist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?

So they can see the battlefield

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hier_Is_Sven
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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A climber accidentally dropped his oxygen tank while enjoying the view on top of Mount Everest.

It was quite a breathtaking view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beginnerer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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Breaking News: Man claims to have learned how to do Origami backwards…

More on this story as it unfolds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifeofsai__
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2021
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Why can't you see babies before they're born?

They're in a parent.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2021
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I made a killing this year investing in rear-view mirrors

And haven't looked back since!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karmafia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2021
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What did the Little Mermaid see when she looked out of the airplane?

The Ariel view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dylanbob75
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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I remember when I bought my first rear view mirror.

I never looked back!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckBerry2020
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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A teen just got her driver’s license but was soon pulled over for speeding. β€œPlease identify yourself,” said the officer after she rolled down the window.

She glanced in the rear view mirror and said, β€œYes, Officer, that’s me!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatabaseSolid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2021
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My wife doesn't share my view that insulting a specific water bird is a good idea.

I think we're going to have to agree to diss a grebe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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My kids made origami dinosaurs, then had them fight.

I don’t know how this will unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exaball
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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He will see you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2021
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What do you call a knock-off lego rug with political views?

A Duplo mat

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Jim Morrison was standing in front of the television as a child, blocking his father's view of the game.

His father shouted, "Jim! You make a better Door than a window!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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last gift on birthday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sabrinna_22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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The Origami world championships are on today

It's only available to watch on the paper view channel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TroutAdmirer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2021
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I went on a tour of the countryside pretty recently…

Supposedly it was a sold out tour, fairly apparent considering not a single seat was available on the bus!

At one point we happened to come across a field FULL TO THE BRIM with cows, and so I pleaded the bus driver to stop so we could take it all in.

We disembarked and took our places at the field fence, taking in the view of cow after cow.

I wondered to myself how it was so easy for folk to distinguish between cow and bull so readily, and so voiced my frustrations to the farmer close by.

β€œExcuse me sir, I’ve looked at your cattle and can’t for the life of me pick out a feature to help tell me the sex!!!!”

The farmer looked at me for a brief moment, painted with concern before asking,

β€œWhat about the udders…?”

I shook my head and frowned, and with mounting uncertainty replied,

β€œNot sure, you’d have to ask them!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_archmang
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2021
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My holiday home neighbour planted a tall row of trees blocking my view.

Sun-off-a-bach!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOffbeatTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Did you know there is an Oragami channel on DirecTv?

It’s really cool. Only problem is it’s paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daveynoodles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2021
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I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.

Haven't looked back since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.

So I removed the whole mirror.

I haven’t looked back since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThriveBrewing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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The new funeral home in town will not let me view my loved ones before their burial, sadly.

Unbereavable...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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After a long hike to the top of a mountain, my wife asked me, β€œSo what do you think of The View?”

I said, β€œWhoopi Goldberg is ok, but I don’t like the other women on the show.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I have just found the Catholic version of pay per view.

The pay per see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnykelly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Are the deer rich too?

So, I took the family to Monterey this past weekend. Went to the aquarium, and when it came time for me to choose something to do, I decided to take them to pebble beach. Beautiful views, great time all around. On the drive, I kept explaining to the 8 year old how everything and everyone around us were rich.

So, we’re leaving the beach, and on the way out past the putting greens of the golf course, we see a family of deer. The kid asks, hey, are the deer rich out here as well?

I replied no son, probably worth a few bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeyPlays21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2021
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A man who had just died was delivered to the mortuary wearing a beautiful black suit.

The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says β€œI don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, β€œwhatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says β€œthere’s no charge.” Shocked she replies β€œno really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” β€œHonestly ma’am”, the mortician says, β€œit costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaladinDanza
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with your point of view..

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Be en garde when viewing this pun
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What did Buzz Aldrin said after he stepped out of Apollo?

Kneel in front of me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodybg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2021
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Looking Sharp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KunGDark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Not sure how my wife views my hunter’s outfit.

Says she can’t see me in camouflage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joachim_s
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What's the benefit to being a test tube baby?

You get a womb with a view

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Applebear2scoops
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2021
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I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.

So I removed the whole mirror.

I haven’t looked back since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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