I went to a truck dealership
Dunno if i should tell my wife about the pickup line
I saw a dude’s truck that said Master Baitor on it one time now I don’t fish but I want that
So I'm a truck driver...
Whenever I have to sign for paperwork when picking up a load, occasionally I am asked to sign and date the bills. Whenever I'm asked to sign and date them I say "I can't date these, I'm married!"
A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, scattering its cargo
Police are combing the area
News flash: A sewage truck exploded on the highway.
Many nearby were left with turd debris burns.
What do you call a truck driver who knows a lot about the truck but can't read or write fluently?
One of my friends slipped in the bed of his truck and knocked himself out....
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
Why did the truck driver finally stop farting?
A truck of Vicks vapor rub crashed on the highway...
Luckily there was no traffic congestion...
Humbly submitted,
Dad
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
Two cheese trucks crashed into each other.
My buddy got to the Nissan dealership just in time to buy his truck during a sales event.
It was the Final Frontier
I was jogging and got sprayed by a salting truck
I called the police station and said I was assaulted.
My Toyota truck was great, but now it's Wonderful
Cement truck driver stole my identity and nobody would believe me
But then I found some concrete evidence
This just in: 2 robbers just hijacked a truck delivering a supply of viagra.
Everyone be on the lookout for 2 hardened criminals.
A van full of terrapins ran into a truck full of tortoises.
It was a near turtle disaster.
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
Did you hear about the guy who ate the truck?
Now he's the man-da-lorry-in
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a truck full of broccoli?
To get away, they really had to floret.
My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
A truck carrying French cheese was in a terrible accident.
There was de brie everywhere!
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"
A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.
What do you call it when you are stuck between two Fruit trucks?
My wife said I need to get a better truck...
A truck overturned this morning spilling cabbage all over the highway.
It was horrific! I slaw it happen!
I went to sit down in my dads truck, but there were some wooden stands in the way. "What do I do?" I asked. He replied:
"Put the horses in the back."
I hate the song but it made me laugh
The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
Hav any of you seen this new movie called "Truck"?
Me neither ive only seen the trailer
A truck ahead of me spilled its load of cabbage all over the highway...
My neighbor got killed by a truck hauling cabbages
A Vicks VapoRub truck overturned on the freeway this morning.
Amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours!
Today my son asked me if I had seen the new movie "The truck"
I answered: "No, but i saw the trailer yesterday."
I was passed by a truck full of donkeys on my way home
It was really hauling ass
Did you hear about the viagara truck hijacked in New York the other day?
The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals
What do you call a truck that scares people?
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
Had to tell my family we can't take the boat to the lake cause my truck broke down. Fortunately, avocado.
My dad decided to name his new truck "Stormtrooper"...
That way he doesn't hit anything
If a cop pulls over a U-Haul truck...
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