I went to a truck dealership

Dunno if i should tell my wife about the pickup line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoesMemories
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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I saw a dude’s truck that said Master Baitor on it one time now I don’t fish but I want that
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Embot999
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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So I'm a truck driver...

Whenever I have to sign for paperwork when picking up a load, occasionally I am asked to sign and date the bills. Whenever I'm asked to sign and date them I say "I can't date these, I'm married!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faultiergeist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, scattering its cargo

Police are combing the area

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frudedude
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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News flash: A sewage truck exploded on the highway.

Many nearby were left with turd debris burns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSabrewulf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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This truck looks tired
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GorillaTittty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What do you call a truck driver who knows a lot about the truck but can't read or write fluently?

A Semi-literate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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One of my friends slipped in the bed of his truck and knocked himself out....

He fell in Tacoma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aWayCup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?

A foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkvideo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Why did the truck driver finally stop farting?

He ran out of gas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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A truck of Vicks vapor rub crashed on the highway...

Luckily there was no traffic congestion...

Humbly submitted, Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?

A mother trucker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Two cheese trucks crashed into each other.

Debris was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathto2020
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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My buddy got to the Nissan dealership just in time to buy his truck during a sales event.

It was the Final Frontier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I was jogging and got sprayed by a salting truck

I called the police station and said I was assaulted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubNTugInc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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My Toyota truck was great, but now it's Wonderful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Picker-Rick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Cement truck driver stole my identity and nobody would believe me

But then I found some concrete evidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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This just in: 2 robbers just hijacked a truck delivering a supply of viagra.

Everyone be on the lookout for 2 hardened criminals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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A van full of terrapins ran into a truck full of tortoises.

It was a near turtle disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McKavian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.

It went off without a hitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ldb477
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who ate the truck?

Now he's the man-da-lorry-in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redenno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Did you hear about the two guys who stole a truck full of broccoli?

To get away, they really had to floret.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mdwelsh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...

We had to hold Hans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...

did he just bust a move?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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A truck carrying French cheese was in a terrible accident.

There was de brie everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssee1848
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...

they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.

He is in a lot of pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What do you call it when you are stuck between two Fruit trucks?

Strawberry Jam

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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My wife said I need to get a better truck...

Dually noted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Halo4me42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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A truck overturned this morning spilling cabbage all over the highway.

It was horrific! I slaw it happen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogtarget
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I went to sit down in my dads truck, but there were some wooden stands in the way. "What do I do?" I asked. He replied:

"Put the horses in the back." I hate the song but it made me laugh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shromboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.

I was crushed by the news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Hav any of you seen this new movie called "Truck"?

Me neither ive only seen the trailer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yaboitort
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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A truck ahead of me spilled its load of cabbage all over the highway...

I never slaw it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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My neighbor got killed by a truck hauling cabbages

He never slaw it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blechniven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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A Vicks VapoRub truck overturned on the freeway this morning.

Amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Today my son asked me if I had seen the new movie "The truck"

I answered: "No, but i saw the trailer yesterday."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandHaterAni
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I was passed by a truck full of donkeys on my way home

It was really hauling ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurGeorge8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Did you hear about the viagara truck hijacked in New York the other day?

The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pazuzusboss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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What do you call a truck that scares people?

A frightliner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoofieDog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...

But it's hard to say...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rucker7
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Had to tell my family we can't take the boat to the lake cause my truck broke down. Fortunately, avocado.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slartibradfast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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My dad decided to name his new truck "Stormtrooper"...

That way he doesn't hit anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LDM312
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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If a cop pulls over a U-Haul truck...

Did he bust a move?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anynamethatworks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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