A list of puns related to "Soup Up"
I think I may have Smith-Corona virus
Nowβs when you ask: whereβs the punchline?
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
I started to cry because Onions was a good dog.
Because when I try to chop up fresh ones, I usually run out of thyme!
It should be named David Lee Broth
It was a Basque bask bisque.
Wife: Can you man the soup while I make the grilled cheese? Me yelling at the soup cans: BE A MAN!!!
I'd call it "Pho Cue"
He souped it up.
itβs not stroganoff.
The dad splits up from the boys in the morning, leaving them the task of getting food for the day.
The boys chance upon a patch full of peas - they have enough for all three meals and to pelt each other with.
Reuniting at the end of the day, the dad asks how it went.
βWe played with each otherβs peas!β The little one chimes in.
Just a little displeased, dad asks him sternly to clarify.
βWe gathered peas, he meant.β Added the middle boy.
βOkay, and what did you have for breakfast?β
βPea soup.β
βLunch?β
βPea soup.β
The boys started sniggering.
βWhatβs so funny? And what about dinner?β
βNothing dad. We had pea soup too.β
βWell, that doesnβt seem like much. What did you do all evening?β
Bursting out laughing, they all said:
βPee soup.β
Waiter : Here's your order
Me: Where's my soup?
Waiter : What soup?
Me: nothing much what's up with you?
But itβs actually just mixed-up soup.
... After we cleaned the mess, because he thought it was party time not dinner time, my wife was sitting, defeated, on the couch lamenting having a rowdy toddler. She was listing all the things that could be different if he was calmer (the kid is always full-throttle and smart as fuck, I love it but it's a lot to handle) including not stinking like soup. I look into her eyes, hold her hands in mine, lift her chin up and said:
"Baby, I love you. You smell super."
In unrelated news, sleeping on the couch is better than advertised.
At dinner I mentioned how I got an award at work. My 9 year old daughter looked up, pointed at her soup and said:
"That's soup-er!"
I ordered a quart of matzoh ball soup from the restaurant across the street. They usually put two matzoh balls per order, but I asked if I could have a third. The guy on the phone said he'd try to fit the extra one in.
When I went to pick up the soup, I asked the guy if he was able to get the third one in the container, and he said "Yup, the ball's in your quart now".
Souped up
So I was working in the soup and sandwich area of the food chain I work for. A man comes up and asks what soups we have today, which is a common occurrence.
Me: We have chicken noodle, cream of broccoli and...that's it.
Him: oh, I'll have that's it.
It took a minute to realized I just got hit with a dad joke and cracked up. When I hand him his food I made sure to tell him "Here is your that's it" we were both grinning ear to ear from it.
He basically made my night do a 180Β° with that joke. Thanks random dad for making my night!
So I was on the red-eye flying overseas to meet my buddies for an epic roadtrip adventure. I got me a first class ticket because YOLO and I always wanted to try those convertible seat/beds.
So in the morning the flight attendants serve breakfast, which includes this tasty soup with poached egg in it. They offered drinks and they had champagne so I thought why the hell not.
There were delays and when we finally landed and I got to our meet up place, my mates were already there and gotten the bong out.
They said, "Where were you while we were getting high?"
"I was having..." and I turned to them, took my sunglasses off, and said, "champagne, soup and ova in the sky."
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
You have to rush Limbaugh!
3.My noodle soup doesn't taste that good. It really laksa certain quality.
4.I know its cheesy, but I feel grate!
6.How did I escape Iraq? Iran.
7.What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1"
8.I CAN because I'm a CANadian!
9.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
10.Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
11.Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
12.There are plenty of fish in the sea but until I catch one I'm just stuck here holding my rod...
AND MY FAVOURITE! 13.I was at the scene of a crime, it took place at a cartoonists house, we couldnt find work though, it was sketchy.
IM STILL WORKING ON #12 Post your favourite/own pun in the comments, this will now be... Puntastic! Also OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS! THEY HAVE LAYERS! Chow!
So my girlfriend and I got in my dads Subaru and started it up. We paused and noticing everyone smelled something I chimed up. "It smells kinda like miso soup in here." Girlfriend agreed and my dad looked at me puzzled and then changed expressions before saying, "oh yeah, that's my new cologne. It's a rare line of perfume called Me So Sexy."
I wanted to shake my head in shame but I laughed my ass off.
We went to a hibachi place for dinner and i ordered miso soup as part of my appetizer.
Mom: Why did you get soup? You know this meal is going to fill you up.
Me: Well, i guess because miso hungry.
My dad did the "not bad" face to me
I'm microwaving up some leftover soup.
Microwave dings, finally done. I pull the soup out of the microwave, and triumphantly exclaim, "Soup!"
My girlfriend quips, "There it is!"
I was cooking some broiled salmon with dill (key word here), capers and lemon. She REALLY wanted to use the Henckels 8" utility knife to cut up some celery and carrots for some soup while I was stripping the dill for the salmon. After she asked for the knife (we have plenty, but this has the best edge), I said, "What is your DILLS?! Just use another knife!" I had to repeat it two times before she got it and let out a she let out a huge groan while I got a good chuckle to myself. ^I'll^show^myself^out
We were going to pick up good from our local Vietnamese restaurant and we were getting pho, a vietnamese soup. My dad pulls into the parking lot and asks me to go get the food, and I groan, so he says "aw what the pho, its not even a big deal". Ha ha dad.
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