From my 8yr old: Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef, but you canβt pee soup!
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Whatβs the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
What's the difference between roast-beef and pea-soup?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
The other day my dad was making pea soup and cutting up onions
I started to cry because Onions was a good dog.
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︎ Jun 16 2019
My wife asked how I felt about split pea soup
I said I was a little divided on the subject
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︎ Jun 23 2018
I waited in line for 45 minutes earlier for smashed pea soup that was clearly spoiled.
That restaurant needs to mind their peas and queues.
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︎ Apr 04 2018
My doctor told me she dropped her phone in a pot of pea soup...
I asked her if it made it taste like Apples...
she laughed, but nobody else did
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︎ Jul 15 2017
What happens when you eat pea green soup?
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︎ Aug 30 2016
I stopped eating pea soup recently.
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︎ Sep 13 2015
Not a dad, but I love "dad" jokes. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef, but not many people can pee soup!
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︎ Aug 27 2013
Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes...
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can learn to roast beef.
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︎ Oct 14 2019
In memory of my Dad, hereβs his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Jun 17 2018
What's the difference between roast potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can roast potatoes.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Mar 07 2019
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef but no one can pea soup
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︎ Mar 26 2019
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Everybody can roast a beef ;)
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︎ Apr 02 2019
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Jul 01 2018
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef but you can't pee soup.
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︎ May 25 2019
Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef, but you canβt pee soup!
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︎ Oct 16 2018
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup ?
You can roast beef but you can't pee soup
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︎ Mar 23 2019
Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup!
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︎ Mar 09 2018
What's the difference between roast beef, pea soup, and glue?
Everyone can roast beef, but nobody can pea soup!
What about the glue?
I got stuck on it.
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︎ Jun 16 2015
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
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︎ Oct 11 2018
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
I can chop beef, but I can't pee soup!
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︎ May 31 2015
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup ?
You can roast beef. You can't pea soup.
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︎ May 31 2018
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef, but not everyone can pee soup
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︎ Jul 19 2018
Whatβs the difference between roast potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can roast potatoes...
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︎ Oct 21 2017
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Anyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup.
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︎ Nov 25 2017
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Sep 28 2016
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