From my 8yr old: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

You can roast beef, but you can’t pee soup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsame_Daario
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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What's the difference between roast-beef and pea-soup?

Anyone can roast Beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/death-to-turtles
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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The other day my dad was making pea soup and cutting up onions

I started to cry because Onions was a good dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rexman3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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My wife asked how I felt about split pea soup

I said I was a little divided on the subject

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OperatorMaA
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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I waited in line for 45 minutes earlier for smashed pea soup that was clearly spoiled.

That restaurant needs to mind their peas and queues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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My doctor told me she dropped her phone in a pot of pea soup...

I asked her if it made it taste like Apples...

she laughed, but nobody else did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TedFlowsby
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2017
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What happens when you eat pea green soup?

You pee green soup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MandatorySuicide
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2016
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I stopped eating pea soup recently.

I gave it up for lentil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windral
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2015
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Not a dad, but I love "dad" jokes. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef, but not many people can pee soup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peenkypinkerton
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pratojr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsSoperfec
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicmitchmtl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XQZahme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can learn to roast beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeTack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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In memory of my Dad, here’s his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonka88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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What's the difference between roast potatoes and pea soup?

Anyone can roast potatoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eastawat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lykanthrocide
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef but no one can pea soup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboiprettyrich
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everybody can roast a beef ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SportsBrus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/number9spud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

You can roast beef but you can't pee soup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeewild
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

You can roast beef, but you can’t pee soup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestJump1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup ?

You can roast beef but you can't pee soup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingpotato28
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardedNightmare
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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What's the difference between roast beef, pea soup, and glue?

Everyone can roast beef, but nobody can pea soup!

What about the glue?

I got stuck on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuzzWeedle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2015
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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

I can chop beef, but I can't pee soup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncredibleMrE
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2015
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup ?

You can roast beef. You can't pea soup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arklaw
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef, but not everyone can pee soup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spinxxxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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What’s the difference between roast potatoes and pea soup?

Anyone can roast potatoes...

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Anyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motoman2550
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2016
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