Really bad snow puns. Read at own risk.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I made an explosive snow man in the shape of a cow
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︎ May 09 2021
Did you know habaneros can grow in the snow?
You would think they would get cold, but they are just a little chili.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What is green and slide through the snow?
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︎ May 07 2021
I got a new snow cone machine.
Itβs really been crushing it.
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︎ May 03 2021
It could snow again tomorrow or just rain
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︎ Apr 20 2021
I wanted to write a poem about snow
But I couldn't make it Rime
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What did Sneezy say to Snow White the first time he met her?
Wow, youβre so pretty! I canβt stop looking ACHOO
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I lost my cat in a snow storm!
But he should be fine because heβs a cool cat.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Two feet of snow
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What have Snow White and a pimp got in common?
They both have to deal with a lot of high hoes
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︎ Mar 12 2021
With Texas covered in snow, does that mean...
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Can someone near Houston send pics of where they walked in the snow?
I want to see the fresh prints of Bellaire.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
With all this snow lately sledges have been sold out everywhere. . .
So I have borrowed my sisters sledge, she doesn't mind because we are family.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Whatβs the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Carnival is offering a deluxe trip where you leave your senior citizens and kids behind in the snow..
They are calling it βTed Cruiseβ
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Why does snow fall? (Courtesy of my dad)
It does not know how to climb down.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Why did the house not make it through the snow?
Because it wasn't built with a 4X4!
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Some Alaskans like the snow. It's part of their heritage.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Snow Angles
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︎ Dec 25 2020
We had a foot of snow outside today.
I donβt know who made it or who put it there, but the craftsmanship is amazing.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Fell into a snow globe.
No injuries, but I was really shaken.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What's the difference between snow-men and snow-women?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Whatβs the difference between snowmen and snow women?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I walked in the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered
"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.
"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
So, how was your experience driving on snow in Spain?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Thereβs a chance of snow in the forecast
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What kind of watch does Snow White like to wear?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I give out drivers licenses for snow plows
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
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︎ Jan 26 2021
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints
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︎ May 07 2021
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
How do you catch Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints
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︎ Apr 20 2021
How do you track Will Smith in the snow?
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
How do you find Will Smith in snow?
You look for the fresh prints
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︎ Nov 17 2020
How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm?
You follow the fresh prints
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︎ Oct 07 2020
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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︎ Jan 21 2020
Whatβs the difference between snowmen and snow women?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the Fresh Prints! hehe
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︎ Nov 21 2020
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for the fresh prints
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Whatβs the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
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