Why did the pilot get sent to his room
Schools today are serious about keeping sickness away. They even sent the espresso home today.
Because it was a little coffee.
In a group chat with my girlfriend and her dad and he sent this
https://imgur.com/a/zLeRYMp
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
Why was the chicken sent to the principles office?
He was caught using fowl language.
(I came up with this, but I'm sure it's been done before)
The second time Hansel and Gretel found a house made of cookies and candy, they sent someone else in to test-nibble it first.
This technique became known as Munch Housen by Proxy.
My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”
I replied, “I'm on the toilet, please advise…”
Dad went out to this field and sent me a picture of himself there.
The caption read ‘I’m outstanding in this field!’
My dad (67) just sent this to me. It's literally a dad joke. Some of us might not get it though I'm sure.
What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?
Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
I just heard on the news, Adele has been sent to prison for 8 years
She was charged for setting fire to Lorraine
My son was trash talking Jim Morrison, so I sent him to his room.
Nobody slams the Doors in my house
I was feeling tense so my girlfriend sent me a .gif to help.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
When they sent the first cow to space,
The steaks had never been higher!
Did you hear about the Beever that was sent to prison.
The evidence against him was damming.
Why did the man get sent back to his home country for following his high school girlfriends life rules?
Where was the captain sent after he hit another ship?
I sent my daughter to prison because she didn't want to sleep
A rich man who got sent to jail decided to pay to upgrade his prison cell.
He is now behind gold bars.
Bff sent this. I believe this belongs here.
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
Son, do you know why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the secret service yell when Disney sent assassins after our president?
I sent an invitation to 40 of my German friends to come to my wedding
Sent my dad a picture of animals gathered on a hill. “Wild turkeys?” “Nine deer, dad!”....
“I didn’t know you spoke German!” he replied
After I joined the army, I served in a furious war of Iraq , when we came home, I was sent to jail, I don't understand why......
My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .
My kid sent me this photo of his ongoing travels. I replied, “That’s a butte!”
I asked President Trump if he liked naughty pictures of my wife I sent him
"no" he said "they are fake nudes"
After Ahab injured himself in a fishing accident, his friends sent these.
What is it called when you get sent to a prison made of only two elements?
Why did the anvil get sent to AA?
He was always getting hammered
I knew she was a keeper when she sent this
Tennis player Sampras needed rice wine and sent me to buy a bottle without giving me cash...
For Pete's sake, I guess he wants me to pay for it myself!
Once my school had multiple teachers absent and they sent the substitutes to the wrong class AMA
I was attacked by a flock of sheep and was sent to the hospital...
Luckily, I was only grazed.
For years, my parents sent me to a child psychologist
That kid didn’t help me at all.
bitch sent me into cardiac arrest
I have a friend that's scared of text in capslock, one day a guy sent him a full caps text
I can't belive how bold he was
Something a friend just sent me....
Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.
I've heard nothing since.
I just got sent a severed penis in a box with no address
Guess it was an anonymous tip
Why did the aeroplane get sent to his room?
Why did the airplane get sent to his room?
Because of his bad altitude.
A wife sent her husband a romantic text message…
She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”
Her husband texted back: “I’m on the toilet, please advise.”
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband the following text...
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!!!” The husband, being a non-romantic sort, replied... “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”
Why was the plane sent back to his room?
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