We’re in a thyme crunch
They were fully booked!
I call that time period Crunch Time.
...because all I can see is work, work, work, work, work...
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.
Men are now working around the clock.
Nonetheless they all call me a deserter
2:30
Not a Nether meeting!
It’s always at tooth hurty.
They don’t have to go to work till tooth hurty.
I Think You Will Find Quite "In-To-Resting"
They're all booked up.
The receptionists don't find it as funny as I do.
You ketchup.
The missing hour just flu by!
Her: Changing your sleep routine is really hard. Me: Yeah, I bet it's really deeply embedded.
Google Allo comes with what they are calling Google Assistant. You can ask it to tell you jokes and so far they are all like dad jokes. What's more you can have it schedule a daily delivery at a certain time.
For example here are some:
> Why did the coffee taste like mud? >> Because it was ground just a couple of minutes ago ☕️
> How do you get over a fear of elevators? >> Just take some steps to avoid them!
That's much better than a broken software schedule.
Friend's girlfriend: Man, we are really making good time.
Friend: Yeah, this pilot is really flyin'.
But it was all booked
2:30
2:30
Tooth Hurty
ToothHurty
At 2:30
