Did you hear about the Thanksgiving turkey who tried to escape the roasting pan?
He was foiled.
What do Greek comedians and Americans in November have in common?
They both enjoy roasting Turkey.
Turkey Riddles
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!
Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY
