A list of puns related to "Res"
" I'm just a cactus " , it said. " You have a point there ", I replied.
It's a faux pa.
She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
You have my Word.
Yahoo! ;)
I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.
I said "no wait, I can change."
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Sealion
They’re for the festive period!
Me: But officer, I can explain everything!
Only a low ha.
It's time consuming
You go from hip-hopping, to hip popping.
“I live in Spain without the ‘s’”.
This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.
It’s about to Bahrain jokes without the “Bah”.
I have a double China without the “a”.
Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the “an”.
Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.
You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the “J”.
You probably can’t Kuwait to stop reading these without the “Ku”.
Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.
As you’ve probably guessed, I don’t even have one Nepal without the “Ne”.
All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?
I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the “Den”, of course.
• you suddenly know all the words to every Eagles song.
• you get up early on a Saturday morning to make sure you’ll be tired enough for a couch nap that afternoon.
• you change your car’s oil exactly every 2,000 miles.
• mowing the lawn is no longer a chore, but a privilege.
• you can actually tell old John Wayne movies apart.
• your idea of fun is aimlessly wandering around the home improvement section of any store.
It's a faux pa.
I’d hate for anything to happen to the dog.
It's fucking in tents.
That’s your own asphalt
European
Just calling it the T exam now.
I felt your presents!
It’s night
The doctor replies "That's terrible! But, I'm not sure what I can do for you. I've never worked a field in my life! I'm a doctor, after all. Why would you come to me for help?"
The farmer is outraged! "What do you mean you can't help!? My friend Jeffery has been telling me for years that I should come to you if I ever needed help with my grains!"
To be honest this is pretty demolarizing
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
Evidently he found out that Trump was in Peach twice.
A very skilled attorney interviews for a job at a prestigious firm. The managing partner looks over his resume and exclaims with glee, “Oh my goodness! You’re so experienced! You’re hired, and you can name your salary!”
The interviewee paused for a moment and said “Thank you. I’d like to call mine Dennis.”
That’s your own asphalt
He felt your presents
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.