My post about chain link got reported and taken down
I guess someone took a-fence
The skipper of a 40 ton trawler which ran aground in Hull during the early hours of Sunday was reported to be 6 times over the legal limit for sailing. Authorities said they had no idea what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
I don't know why the beautiful attendant at Ikea reported me to the police.
All I asked was "How much for one night stand ?"
I reported my root garden missing to the police.
They told me they’d see what would turnip. Then they told me it wasn’t their beet. I don’t think they carrot all!
Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
Police have reported a man going into a local craft store and dipping his testicles in glitter
It's pretty nuts if you ask me!
I had $1,000 extra in my pay last month, this month I was $1,000 short. When I reported it to payroll they asked me why I didn't say anything when I got paid too much.
I told them, I'll tolerate one mistake but not two.
A Jim Beam warehouse caught fire, destroying 40,000 barrels of bourbon. Warehouse workers were reported to be in "low spirits."
Seriously though, terrible loss.
A guy tells a friend that is credit card was stolen 3 months ago. His friend asked if he reported it to the credit card company.
No the guy said..... The thief Spends less than my wife.
I got an add for canned meet i didn’t like it so I reported it for spam
On the news this morning, they reported about a mountain biker who was chased by a Grizzly.
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances
They said it smells like Foul Play
A tennis player was reported to be stalking his coach.
The tennis player admitted, and they seem to be on track for a smooth resolution. Upon being interviewed, the coach said: “I would have escalated this further, but he's a valuable student with a great arm, and I trust that there is no need for a wrist training order.”
Was watching the news when they reported that a woman was targeted at Walmart.
Dad: I wonder who got Walmarted at Target.
The Ontario Cannabis Store reported a data breach affecting 4,500 customers
They say the police are trying to weed out the culprit.
I reported a cashier to her manager for sexual harassment
A man has been reported missing after falling into the world's deepest well.
Police say they are still trying to get to the bottom of it.
The norweigan radar operator reported seeing some
birds on screen
What do you call news that's already been reported?
People have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles into glitter,
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter.
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.
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