The local police station has had its toilet stolen
Officers have nothing to go on.
Someone stole the toilet at the police station last night
Cops have nothing to go on
I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.
There's a giant fly attacking the police station
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
Police stations dog squad got robbed today.
Police officials don’t have any leads at this time.
There's an epidemic of exploding toilets at police stations.
Cops have nothing to go on.
A little boy walked into a police station
"I lost my daddy" says the boy. "We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?" asked the officer. "Liquor and women."
Went to the Police Station yesterday and started singing Rock a bye baby.
The Sargent stopped me and said, "No sir, we need an alibi."
Thieves have broken into and stolen all the toilets at the Police Station
Detectives have nothing to go on
After the most historic series of fires ever, an arsonist goes into the police station to turn himself in.
It was his claim to flame
Handing myself into the police station after posting this
A polish man walks into a police station.
Polish man: help me! Help me! My wife is trying to kill me!
Police man: calm down sir, do you have any evidence that your wife is trying to kill you?
Polish man: Yes! I opened our medicine cabinet and found Polish Remover!
Yesterday, someone stole every single toilet from the Local Police Station.
Today, detectives still have nothing to go on.
Did you hear about the giant fly that was in the local police station?
Apparently they had to call the SWAT team
A man decided to stand on top of a police station
The local police station's bathroom got burglarized!
The cops have nothing to go on.
1 boy was named trouble and the other was called shutup. One day trouble got lost so shutup went to the police station and said ‘I lost my brother’. The police said ‘what is your name’ ‘shutup’ the police said ‘what did you say to me’ ‘shutup’. The police said ‘are you looking for trouble’ ‘yep’
You hear about the police station that got robbed?
They got away with all the toilets.
Detectives had nothing to go on.
Thieves broke into the police station and stole all their light-bulbs.
Police are in the dark as to a motive.
Why did the battery go to the police station?
A man died from a heart attack when being taken to the police station
A man was giggling in a police car on the way to the station. What crime did he commit?
A woman went to the police station to report her husband as missing
The officer asked her if she tried using a stud finder
A farmer was arrested and soon after a large quantity of hay was FedExed to the police station. When they asked the farmer if he had anything to do with it he said...
"Yeah I asked my son to post my bale."
Do you know why I allowed a police station to be built on my property out in the Styx?
Cause I've got too much crime on my lands.
Authorities in Louisville, Colorado report the theft of bathroom fixtures in the city's only police station.
Officers say they have nothing to go on
Dad joked a cute girl at the police station today
I had just gotten in an accident and was there to pay a bond to get my license back. As I'm walking into the waiting area, I see this cute girl around my age crying.
I turn to her and ask, "Are you ok?
She replies, "I just got into an accident, my shoulder hurts, and there's damage to my car. I'm dandy.
So, instinctively I reply, "Oh, I'm Noah. Nice to meet you Dandy."
Someone stole all the toilets from the police station.
They had nothing to go on.
Someone stole the toilet seat at the police station
Investigators have nothing to go on.
Someone has stole all the toilet paper from the police station.
Police say at the moment we have nothing to go on.
Someone stole all the toilets from the local police station!
They’re looking for the culprits, but they have nothing to go on.
I saw on the news that someone just broke into my local police station and stole all the toilets.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
Someone stole all the toilet seats at the police station.
The police are trying to find the thief but they have nothing to go on.
Big mystery at the police station, someone stole all the toilets
Now they have nothing to go on.
Breaking news .... All the toilets from the local police station have been stolen.
A spokesman said currently the police have nothing to go on
Thieves stole all the toilets out of the local police station.
Detectives say they have absolutely nothing to go on.
A toilet was stolen from a police station yesterday.
The cops have nothing to go on.
There was a toilet stolen from the police station...
They have nothing to go on
My dad texted this to me today
What do police do when there's a fly annoying everyone in the station?
All the toilets in the police station have disappeared and they are asking for witnesses.
They currently have nothing to go on.
A toilet has been stolen from the local police station
Police report they have nothing to go on
Somebody stole the toilet from the local police station.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
A giant fly is attacking the police station!
Quick! Call the SWAT team!
Police Station toilet stolen.
Cops have nothing to go on.
A police station's only toilet was stolen
Officers have nothing to go on.
All the toilets were stolen from the Police Station last night.
They have nothing to go on...
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