A guy runs into a police stationβ¦
βHelp, Iβve been assaulted!β
βMy goodnessβ says the officer at the front desk βWhat happened?β
βWell he kept pummelling me with his fists, then he threw some bread at meβ said the man, obviously distraught.
βHmmmβ replies the officer βSounds to me like you got a roll with the punchesβ.
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︎ Mar 01 2022
Apparently, someone stole the toilets from our local police station
Officers have nothing to go on
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︎ Nov 05 2021
Did you hear the news story that a toilet was stolen from a police station?
The police have nothing to go on
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︎ Nov 12 2021
An owl goes up to the police station to report a burglary
The officer asked, "Do you know whodunnit?"
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︎ Sep 10 2021
Did you hear? Someone planted a time bomb in a police station and stole the wheels off the cruisers.
The police are working tirelessly around the clock to catch the culprits.
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︎ Sep 02 2021
What do you call a police station after itβs been flooded?
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︎ Sep 28 2021
My neighbor, Mr. Coffee, came stumbling into the police station this morning.
Apparently, he had been mugged.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Russell Crowe walks into a police station when he hears that a cannibal has devoured his wife.
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︎ May 06 2021
I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
There's a giant fly attacking the police station
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Handing myself into the police station after posting this
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︎ Jan 07 2020
There's an epidemic of exploding toilets at police stations.
Cops have nothing to go on.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Police stations dog squad got robbed today.
Police officials donβt have any leads at this time.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A little boy walked into a police station
"I lost my daddy" says the boy. "We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?" asked the officer. "Liquor and women."
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Went to the Police Station yesterday and started singing Rock a bye baby.
The Sargent stopped me and said, "No sir, we need an alibi."
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︎ Oct 07 2020
A polish man walks into a police station.
Polish man: help me! Help me! My wife is trying to kill me!
Police man: calm down sir, do you have any evidence that your wife is trying to kill you?
Polish man: Yes! I opened our medicine cabinet and found Polish Remover!
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︎ Feb 20 2020
After the most historic series of fires ever, an arsonist goes into the police station to turn himself in.
It was his claim to flame
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Yesterday, someone stole every single toilet from the Local Police Station.
Today, detectives still have nothing to go on.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Did you hear about the giant fly that was in the local police station?
Apparently they had to call the SWAT team
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︎ Nov 19 2019
1 boy was named trouble and the other was called shutup. One day trouble got lost so shutup went to the police station and said βI lost my brotherβ. The police said βwhat is your nameβ βshutupβ the police said βwhat did you say to meβ βshutupβ. The police said βare you looking for troubleβ βyepβ
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︎ Jun 07 2019
A man decided to stand on top of a police station
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︎ Nov 18 2019
The local police station's bathroom got burglarized!
The cops have nothing to go on.
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︎ Sep 16 2019
A man died from a heart attack when being taken to the police station
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︎ Oct 03 2016
The toilet at the police station was stolen
The cops have nothing to go on
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︎ Sep 25 2021
someone stole the toilet from the police station...
seems like they have nothing to go on
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︎ Sep 19 2021
Someone broke into our local police station and stole all the urinals.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
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︎ May 24 2021
Someone stole the toilet from the police station
They have nothing to go on
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Did you hear? Some one hid a bomb in a police station and stole the wheels off the cruisers.
Police have been working tirelessly around the clock to catch the culprits.
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︎ Jul 26 2021
NEWS FLASH! The toilet has been stolen from the local police station.
Police say they've got nothing to go on.
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︎ May 26 2021
The local police station has had its toilet stolen
Officers have nothing to go on.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Someone stole the toilet at the police station last night
Cops have nothing to go on
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Someone broke into our local police station and stole all the urinals.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
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︎ May 24 2021
Someone stole the toilet seat at the police station
Investigators have nothing to go on.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Someone stole all the toilets from the police station.
They had nothing to go on.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
All the toilets in the police station have been stolen!
Unfortunately, the cops have nothing to go on...
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Someone has stole all the toilet paper from the police station.
Police say at the moment we have nothing to go on.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I saw on the news that someone just broke into my local police station and stole all the toilets.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Thieves have broken into and stolen all the toilets at the Police Station
Detectives have nothing to go on
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︎ May 14 2020
Someone stole all the toilets from the local police station!
Theyβre looking for the culprits, but they have nothing to go on.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Thieves stole all the toilets out of the local police station.
Detectives say they have absolutely nothing to go on.
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︎ Sep 06 2018
Someone stole all the toilet seats at the police station.
The police are trying to find the thief but they have nothing to go on.
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︎ May 07 2020
Big mystery at the police station, someone stole all the toilets
Now they have nothing to go on.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Breaking news .... All the toilets from the local police station have been stolen.
A spokesman said currently the police have nothing to go on
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︎ Sep 16 2019
There was a toilet stolen from the police station...
They have nothing to go on
My dad texted this to me today
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︎ Apr 09 2019
All the toilets in the police station have disappeared and they are asking for witnesses.
They currently have nothing to go on.
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︎ Feb 19 2017
A toilet was stolen from a police station yesterday.
The cops have nothing to go on.
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︎ Sep 16 2019
What do police do when there's a fly annoying everyone in the station?
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Police Station toilet stolen.
Cops have nothing to go on.
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︎ Oct 21 2016
A giant fly is attacking the police station!
Quick! Call the SWAT team!
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︎ May 12 2018
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