2 succulents walk into a London police station....
I hurt my knee slipping on ice in front of the police station.
I went inside to complain but they charged me with a felony (fell-on-knee)
Did you hear someone stole all the toilets from the police station?
Officers have nothing to go on 😀😀
there's been a report all the toilets have been stolen from my local police station.
The police have nothing to go on.
I just moved into my apartment above the police station.
Turns out I am above the law!
UPDATE on the Redditor that fell outside the police station.
Due to the peculiar way his arms landed, witnesses say that the sidewalk itself was placed under a wrist.
My Tesla ran out of charge in front of the police station.
I went inside to complain and they charged me with battery. That’s all I needed!
Lastly, to the person who stole all the toilet seats from the police station,
You may get away with it, the cops have nothing to go on.
Someone stole all the wheels off all the police cars at the local police station.
The police are searching tirelessly for the culprit.
What do you call a restaurant located inside a police station?
An owl goes up to the police station to report a burglary
The officer asked, "Do you know whodunnit?"
Did you hear? Someone planted a time bomb in a police station and stole the wheels off the cruisers.
The police are working tirelessly around the clock to catch the culprits.
My neighbor, Mr. Coffee, came stumbling into the police station this morning.
Apparently, he had been mugged.
What do you call a police station after it’s been flooded?
Handing myself into the police station after posting this
There's a giant fly attacking the police station
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.
Russell Crowe walks into a police station when he hears that a cannibal has devoured his wife.
A little boy walked into a police station
"I lost my daddy" says the boy. "We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?" asked the officer. "Liquor and women."
All the toilets in the police station have disappeared and they are asking for witnesses.
They currently have nothing to go on.
Did you hear about the giant fly that was in the local police station?
Apparently they had to call the SWAT team
A polish man walks into a police station.
Polish man: help me! Help me! My wife is trying to kill me!
Police man: calm down sir, do you have any evidence that your wife is trying to kill you?
Polish man: Yes! I opened our medicine cabinet and found Polish Remover!
Yesterday, someone stole every single toilet from the Local Police Station.
Today, detectives still have nothing to go on.
After the most historic series of fires ever, an arsonist goes into the police station to turn himself in.
It was his claim to flame
1 boy was named trouble and the other was called shutup. One day trouble got lost so shutup went to the police station and said ‘I lost my brother’. The police said ‘what is your name’ ‘shutup’ the police said ‘what did you say to me’ ‘shutup’. The police said ‘are you looking for trouble’ ‘yep’
I hurt my knee slipping on ice in front of the police station.
I went inside to complain but they charged me with a felony
I stole the toilets from the police station
The cops will never prove I did it because they have nothing to go on
Someone stole the toilet from the police station.
The cops there have nothing to go on.
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
Someone stole a toilet from the police station.
Cops have nothing to go on.
Toilet stolen from Police Station
Cops have nothing to go on
Apparently, someone stole the toilets from our local police station
Officers have nothing to go on
Did you hear the news story that a toilet was stolen from a police station?
The police have nothing to go on
Someone broke into our local police station and stole all the urinals.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
Someone stole the toilet at the police station last night
Cops have nothing to go on
The local police station has had its toilet stolen
Officers have nothing to go on.
someone stole the toilet from the police station...
seems like they have nothing to go on
Someone stole the toilet from the police station
They have nothing to go on
Someone stole the toilet seat at the police station
Investigators have nothing to go on.
NEWS FLASH! The toilet has been stolen from the local police station.
Police say they've got nothing to go on.
Someone stole all the toilets from the police station.
They had nothing to go on.
I saw on the news that someone just broke into my local police station and stole all the toilets.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
Did you hear? Some one hid a bomb in a police station and stole the wheels off the cruisers.
Police have been working tirelessly around the clock to catch the culprits.
Thieves stole all the toilets out of the local police station.
Detectives say they have absolutely nothing to go on.
Someone broke into our local police station and stole all the urinals.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
All the toilets in the police station have been stolen!
Unfortunately, the cops have nothing to go on...
Thieves have broken into and stolen all the toilets at the Police Station
Detectives have nothing to go on
Someone has stole all the toilet paper from the police station.
Police say at the moment we have nothing to go on.
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