My 9 year old told me this....What do you get when you cross a pig and an oven ??
Someone stole my oven
I'm quite deranged over it
The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”
Now I can’t open it, as the door faces the wall.
I installed a new range hood for an oven
Wife: You need to knock out the vent hole.
Me: I think due to the pandemic, we should wait.
Wife: Why?
Me: The country is low on vent hole laters.
Two muffins are baking in the oven...
The first muffin turns to the second and says "Man it sure is hot in here."
The second says "AAAHHHHHH a talking muffin!!"
Two muffins were in an oven...
One muffin says to the other, "it's really hot in here."
The other one responded with, "holy cow, a talking muffin!"
What does a spacecake say when it comes out of the oven?
"Dude, I'm so baked right now."
What did the pretzel say when it was pulled out of the oven?
How did the small oven greet the large oven?
Don't ever change a light bulb while the oven is on
I left my bread dough in the oven too long and I think I burnt it...
Oven mitts make hands immune to heat.
At least to a certain degree.
(first post here. thought of this while making a hot pocket)
What’s a spider’s favourite brand of cooker (oven)?
What do you call an electric oven that always gets dirty?
What kind of oven doesn't cook food evenly?
What did the dough say after half an hour in the oven?
What temperature do you set a toy oven?
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Gee it's hot in here"
The other one shouted "Wow, a talking muffin"
Recipe said to turn the oven 360 degrees
But that just got my oven back where it started and my foods still not done.
Cooking a roast chicken in the oven but the potatoes aren't ready
They needed another ten minutes
My mum commented" That won't do the chicken any harm"
I responded with...
"It's already dead"
Smoking weed in an oven...
Is a good way to get baked
Check out my new dutch oven!
I just put some meat in the oven.
Oven fired pizza.....
How’s pizza going to get a job now?
I tried an electronic powered oven for the first time the other day
How did the pizza escape the oven?
A statistician stuck his head in an oven and his feet in a refrigerator
But on average the temperature was just fine
A house is not a home until there's an elephant in the room, a skeleton in the closet, a boogeyman under the bed, and a bun in the oven
Watching one their favorite movies with the kids, and I ask, “Should we get a Monster Oven and Monster Fridge?”
Since you love the Monster Sink so much.
There were 2 muffins in the oven
First muffin: man it’s hot in here
Second muffin: holy shit a talking muffin!
Edit for formatting, us dads like a good format
A local baker decided he could increase production and profits by putting bread in the oven for half the usual time.
His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.
Girlfriend couldn't quite work out why I kept spinning in front of the oven
https://imgur.com/gallery/KLwqu
Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers,
“WHOA, a talking muffin!"
Dutch engineers are known for their windmills, ovens, and rudders, but not their plumbing...
...because everyone has clogs.
Why did the loaf of bread jump out of the oven and back onto the counter?
Because it always feels good to be kneaded.
Two muffins are baking in an oven
One turns to the other and says, "sure is hot in here!"
The other one says "AHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”
Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.
The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”
Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.
Two muffins in an oven.
There are these two muffins in an over baking and one muffin says, "Whew, it hot as hell in here".
The first muffin looks at him and says, "Holy Shit!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees”
Now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin turns to the other and says: "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
The other muffin's jaw drops in shock as it exclaims: "Whoa! A talking muffin!"
There were two muffins in an oven getting baked.
One muffin turned to the other muffin and says, “Geez, it’s getting awful hot in here!”
The other Muffin says, “Holy Crap!!! A talking muffin!”
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