My 9 year old told me this....What do you get when you cross a pig and an oven ??

Bakin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Someone stole my oven

I'm quite deranged over it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open it, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I installed a new range hood for an oven

Wife: You need to knock out the vent hole.

Me: I think due to the pandemic, we should wait.

Wife: Why?

Me: The country is low on vent hole laters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8Heists
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Two muffins are baking in the oven...

The first muffin turns to the second and says "Man it sure is hot in here." The second says "AAAHHHHHH a talking muffin!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeGuy1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Two muffins were in an oven...

One muffin says to the other, "it's really hot in here."

The other one responded with, "holy cow, a talking muffin!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devildocjames
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What does a spacecake say when it comes out of the oven?

"Dude, I'm so baked right now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryoudragon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What did the pretzel say when it was pulled out of the oven?

Gluten-tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waffles_on_acid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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How did the small oven greet the large oven?

He Microwaved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlphaSongbird
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Don't ever change a light bulb while the oven is on

You'll get burned out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I left my bread dough in the oven too long and I think I burnt it...

It's toast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Oven mitts make hands immune to heat.

At least to a certain degree.

(first post here. thought of this while making a hot pocket)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shockedcandy614
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What’s a spider’s favourite brand of cooker (oven)?

A Weber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanoffeeBoi35
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What do you call an electric oven that always gets dirty?

MikeRoweWave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piratecheese13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What kind of oven doesn't cook food evenly?

A baker's doesn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KinG-Mu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What did the dough say after half an hour in the oven?

I’m bready.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinBender
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What temperature do you set a toy oven?

Faux hundred degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Gee it's hot in here"

The other one shouted "Wow, a talking muffin"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Recipe said to turn the oven 360 degrees

But that just got my oven back where it started and my foods still not done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeeptor
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Cooking a roast chicken in the oven but the potatoes aren't ready

They needed another ten minutes

My mum commented" That won't do the chicken any harm"

I responded with...

"It's already dead"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thejintymyster
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Fresh off the oven
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theEndWasShit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Smoking weed in an oven...

Is a good way to get baked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Check out my new dutch oven!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NnyBees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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I just put some meat in the oven.

It’s bacon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Oven fired pizza.....

How’s pizza going to get a job now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TB_II
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I tried an electronic powered oven for the first time the other day

it was electricfrying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hiedler420blaze
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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How did the pizza escape the oven?

The dough!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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A statistician stuck his head in an oven and his feet in a refrigerator

But on average the temperature was just fine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhpXp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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A house is not a home until there's an elephant in the room, a skeleton in the closet, a boogeyman under the bed, and a bun in the oven
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πŸ‘€︎ u/googalot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Watching one their favorite movies with the kids, and I ask, β€œShould we get a Monster Oven and Monster Fridge?”

Since you love the Monster Sink so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flowers_are_red
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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There were 2 muffins in the oven

First muffin: man it’s hot in here

Second muffin: holy shit a talking muffin!

Edit for formatting, us dads like a good format

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jditty24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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A local baker decided he could increase production and profits by putting bread in the oven for half the usual time.

His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vandorbelt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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Girlfriend couldn't quite work out why I kept spinning in front of the oven

https://imgur.com/gallery/KLwqu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FishcakeWoodSpy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, β€œman, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers,

β€œWHOA, a talking muffin!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Dutch engineers are known for their windmills, ovens, and rudders, but not their plumbing...

...because everyone has clogs.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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Why did the loaf of bread jump out of the oven and back onto the counter?

Because it always feels good to be kneaded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelionmermaid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Two muffins are baking in an oven

One turns to the other and says, "sure is hot in here!"

The other one says "AHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bach2theFuchsia53
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Two muffins in an oven.

There are these two muffins in an over baking and one muffin says, "Whew, it hot as hell in here". The first muffin looks at him and says, "Holy Shit!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Korleonis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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The recipe said, β€œSet the oven to 180 degrees”

Now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin turns to the other and says: "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

The other muffin's jaw drops in shock as it exclaims: "Whoa! A talking muffin!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bike619
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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There were two muffins in an oven getting baked.

One muffin turned to the other muffin and says, β€œGeez, it’s getting awful hot in here!” The other Muffin says, β€œHoly Crap!!! A talking muffin!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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