A farmer attempted to tow a load of manure down the interstate at 5 pm. Of course, it caused a crash and traffic jam...
I can't believe he tried to pull this shit!
The best thing to do when encountering a door jam,
Open a nearby door so you can stick it in ajar.
I just read the absoute best book about Pearl Jam.
Seriously, I don't know they could have made it Eddie Vedder.
Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?
You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film
I was her bread, she was my jam.
One day she left me saying you deserve butter.
You know why they call it jelly instead of jam?
Because it's so hard to get it in the jar.
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
My son asked if he could use the garage so he could jam with his band.
I broke the bad news: we only have marmalade in this house.
I spent all day preserving the fruit of my garden. You could say it was a jam packed day.
How do you make a traffic jam?
I don’t understand why people like traffic jams so much.
They always line up for it.
Hate getting stuck in a traffic jam...
Bet that case is jam packed
What do you call a depressed traffic jam?
As best man at my brother's wedding, I gave the couple a bread basket with a champagne flavored jam...
They seemed to enjoy my wedding toast.
Roses are red, I don't like jam
Penut butter and jam packed
What type of jam you cannot put on bread
I was driving with my wife and suddenly Pearl Jam started playing on the radio.
I told her, “It doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than this.”
From my daughter... What did the man say when he spilled jam on himself?
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
What do you call a sandwich with a lot of strawberry jam in it?
Printer or Traffic. This ink cause a jam.
There's a jam in the sink
Man Microsoft word is my jam!
Felt like illustrating a pun. Hope everyone enjoys some Space Jam!
If I ever meet the lead singer of Pearl Jam, I hope he asks me how I’m doing
So I can respond “if I was Eddie Vedder, I’d be you”
Bruce Springsteen, Pearl Jam and Ringo Starr all cancel NC shows over the anti-LGBT law.
This is disconcerting news.
But seriously:
Pearl Jam jammed into door jamb jam jam
I brought peanut butter the the jam session
I really like Pearl Jam’s first album
But after that, it doesn’t get Eddie Vedder.
Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam has a father who was known for his skills as a Jedi and military leader.
They call him Darth Vedder.
Where does the Star Wars fan store his jam?
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