What do you call an iguana who runs a casino?

The lizard of odds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ekolis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Marine iguana's should be as legal as alcohol!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hello_stranger-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do you call an iguana that does poetry to a beat?

A "rap-tile"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EMOmosie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Did you hear about the iguana who couldn't get it up?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pho_de_bimos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My iguana isn’t feeling well

I hate having a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My wife threatened to leave me unless I take my iguana to the vet.

She says I have a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Took my iguana Ralph to the vets, he's very lethagic and hardly gets up anymore.

Apparently he has a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frumpbumble
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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The other day, I told my son a joke about his pet iguana’s diet.

Crickets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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What do you call an iguana that thinks it's a dog?

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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πŸ”₯ Legalize Marine Iguana πŸ”₯
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirenyderp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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My pet iguana is paralyzed. It doesn't get up anymore.

It has ereptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KenzoEngineer
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Why did the iguana get a prescription for Viagra?

He was suffering from e-reptile disfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TarantulaPets
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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My girlfriend left me after my iguana was diagnosed with a seizure disorder.

She said she couldn’t date a man with a reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayytown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Iguana Tap It
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domb95
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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My iguana got stuck in a snowstorm.

Man, what a blizzard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StacheKetchum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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What kind of sound does an iguana make?

An iguanamatopoeia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alabamara
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2016
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My Dad's iguana never wants to get up in the morning.

I guess you could say, he has a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chucklestheclwn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2015
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An iguana and a crocodile got into a scuffle at the pub, who swung first?

The instigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seananiganzx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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