What did the ice cream maker use to water his garden?

A sprinkle system.

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📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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I'm writing to your from a Mexican ice maker.

Hielo from the other side.

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📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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Ice maker randomly started making ice again (long story)...

Wife was pleased and called it a nice surprise. "No," I corrected her, "it's an ice surprise."

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👤︎ u/cinegah
📅︎ Aug 08 2016
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So as I'm getting a drink from the fridge while enjoying a football game with my family, a wild Dad Joke appears...

football commentator says something about a player's NFL debut being today just before I get crushed ice from the in-door ice maker from the fridge

Dad: "Wait I missed that, WHOSE debut is it today? What was his name again? I couldn't hear!" Me, loudly: "Hang on!" points to fridge "Ice maker." Dad: "WOW his name is Ice Maker?! No wonder he's so tough!"

Now, my dad doesn't often do this so I kinda started at him before slowly saying, "No.....his....it's not...." Then he grinned at me as I felt dumb.

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👤︎ u/gotkrypto
📅︎ Sep 07 2014
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