Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Hauled"
It suffered a Cardillac Arrest
His story was actually pretty moving.
A lambslide.
"Take me to your LITER!"
But what did they do instead?
They hauled him off to QUART!!
It may be shit to you, but for them it's their bread and butter.
I hired a private eye to see how Daryl and John got hurt.. turns out it was because they were hauling oats… say it ain’t so.
Despite being a Fender bender, there was a fatality, sadly, there is one Les Paul in the world.
A lamb-slide
But the cop let me go because there was no chaise.
The difference is staggering.
Dad: "Why would I want to rent a truck that doesn't move?"
Busting a move
Credit goes to my dad for that one.
Thankfully no lives were lost but everyone dyed.
He was hauling ass
Robert Brownie Jr.
It's simple to determine it. Take any photo of 4 koi fish, and 3 of them are obviously real. Label them A, B, and C.
And the remaining one is the D koi.
Edit: Fine 🙄. Credit to u/diviken for this video.
I’m calling it “Y’all Haul.”
Did the cop just bust a move?
It Hertz a lot.
One's a mover and the other's a shaker.
did they bust a move?
So the sad day comes that a family must lay their grandfather to rest. He wished to be buried alongside his wife in the family plot. Unfortunately the family plot is up a long, tall hill and the access road doesn't reach all the way.
The pallbearers dutifully begin to haul the casket up the hill when disaster strikes! One of the pallbearers twists his ankle and instinctively grabs for the casket to steady himself, resulting in all the other pallbearers falling along with him and grandpa going Rogue, his casket sliding down the hill and steadily gaining speed. People are leaping, diving, scrabbling to try to stop their runaway corpse when the pastor charged with giving the graveside sermon calmly reaches into his pocket, retrieves a piece of candy, and--with expert aim--tosses it ahead of the casket. When it reaches where the candy dropped the casket stops dead in its tracks. One of the family members, surprised beyond grief, asks "What on earth did you throw!?"
The pastor responds "Oh, ever since I started doing these services regularly I've kept a packet of lozenges with me. They help stop the coffin."
A Yamahahahaha.
Did he bust a move?
A pantiliner!
Guess that makes him a U.S. bee driver.
He never slaw it coming.
You’re in it for the long haul.
They train.
Guess he was trying to bust a move.
They were movers and Shakers.
A friend of mine has this great idea for a small business selling collectables, so he goes into a bank and walks up to the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan for a small business venture."
Patty looks in disbelief as she realizes this voice is coming from a dog. But being professional she clears her throat and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The dog says $500,000. And proceeds to fill out the loan paperwork.
Patty, the teller, reviews the paperwork and notices his name and is a little star struck as it reads: Buddy Mick Jagger. Feeling embarrassed, but curious, Patty asks if there is any relation to THE Mick Jagger?
The dog sighs and says, yes, Mick is his father, adopted, but his father nonetheless.
Patty explains that $500,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need something to act to secure such a large loan.
The dog says, "Yes ma'am. I have several sets of these" and shows her a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly shaped. He then produces more and more of these small porcelain animals all hand crafted and painted various colors. While trying to explain these collectables are what he hopes to sell Patty becomes very confused and thinks up a quick excuse:
"Well, for such a large loan and unusual collateral I will have to consult the branch manager."
Ms Whack finds the manager and says "There's a talking dog named Buddy Mick Jagger out here who claims to be a relation to Mick Jagger and wants a loan for $500,000. And as collateral he wants to use this?" She then holds up the small porcelain elephant. "I mean, what even is this? Is it valuable?"
The bank manager stands up, blinks a few times, looks her straight in the eye with a large smile and says: "Oh! That's a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the dog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
(My grandpa would tell this joke at family gatherings to all of us grandkids, we would only ever get small parts of it at a time, but the rest of the adults would always groan at the end. Wasn't till many years later I realized this was a pretty common long haul joke! Still a good memory, hopefully it have you a chuckle!)
It all went off without a hitch.
Because he haul
She would always suffragette lag afterwards
It signed on for the long haul: $1.5 million over 3 years.
did he just bust a move?
He was trying to bust a move.
He wanted to bust a move.
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