These are some grade puns right here.
Student: Professor, can I do something to raise my grade?
Professor: Um, you know it’s May, right?
Student: Of course, so sorry! “May I do something to raise my grade?”
He can cast at a 4th grade level
Back in my day, high school sports athletic conferences wouldn’t let you participate if you didn’t keep at least a 2.0 grade point average. It seems times have drastically changed...
I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!
What grade do pirates get in school
Dad: “How are your grades, son?” Son: “They’re underwater, Dad.” Dad: “What do you mean, underwater?”
Son: “They’re below C level”
Why do LGBT people have bad grades?
They can’t think straight.
What grade did St. Valentine get on his exam?
“My fifth grade teacher started the first day of school by expressing her doubts and apprehension for the year ahead.”
“Oh, that’s awful. Who was that?”
“Miss Givings.”
Of all the things I learned while in grade school...
I never thought trying to avoid cooties would be the most useful thing at this stage of my life.
My 6th grade son was in a REALLY good mood after school today...
There was a new girl from Kentucky in his class. He asked her "how's the fried chicken?". Long story short she gave him her phone number. I'm so proud and still laughing 😆
What grade is the letter J in?
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.
His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?
He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.
His father congratulated him. And then he said “That’s good son, maybe next time you’ll get a talking role!”
What kind of grades do pirates get in school?
What kind of grades do heterosexual Canadians get?
I loved first grade...
Best three years of my life.
What grades do you need to become a pirate?
Get it? 5th grade science meymey
2/3 is a passing grade
but when I lose one of my three kids, everyone freaks out like I did something horrible. 😒
By the time my brother got out of the 4th grade, we all knew what he was gonna be when he left high school
Why did the music thief get such good grades?
He was really good at taking notes
My friend used to get so nervous that he peed his pants every time he had to stand up in his third grade class.
Finally he quit his job as a teacher.
My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi
My son got good grades in all his classes except Greek Mythology
That's always been his Achilles Elbow
I've worn glasses since fourth grade.
I can't wait to finally see 2020 tomorrow.
How to catch an elephant. A story by my dad which got me a walk to the Principal's office in 2nd grade
Rolling back 40 yrs or so, here's the story I told to my 2nd grade class.
To catch an elephant, you first need to go to the jungle where elephants are found. Then you cut down all the trees in a big circle, and dig a hole out. Put the trees in the hole and burn them down to ashes. Carefully line the edge of the hole with peas.
And when an Elephant comes to take a Pea, you kick him in the Ash-Hole!
Everyone about died. Hell, even the teacher and principal were laughing about it. Dad was amused. Mom was not.
What is a pirate's average grade ?
Somewhere in the high c's.
What grade did the science teacher give when he wasn't sure it was an A?
I'm considering putting my grades up for adoption
Because I can't raise them myself
The only time I got anything for Valentine's Day was in 3rd grade where my teacher gave me a Slim Jim.
I spent Valentine's Day eating my meat.
The teacher said, "you're ugly and you breath stinks like ass" as he changed my exam grade from A to D.
That was an awfully rude re-mark.
Made this one back in seventh grade...
Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
On a report card, what grades turn you into a pirate?
An 8th grade student got me with this today. I'm so proud.
Student: "Why is it so bad to have a pie thrown in your face in math class?"
Me: "Why?"
Student: "Because it never ends."
(My 2nd grade student told me this joke.) What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
What do grades look like?
Mom talking to my brother: "What do your grades look like?"
Me: "Letters."
Hear dad laugh from the kitchen.
When I was in grade school, I had a plastic ruler that broke in half.
Let's just say I lost a few inches
I wish someone adopts my grades.
I can't raise them on my own.
father: how are your grades son?
📷
son: underwater, dad
father: underwater? what do you mean?
son: they're below C level
I’m Putting My Grades Up For Adoption
Because I can’t raise them myself.
What grades do you need to become a pirate?
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