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Where is the best place to get shot?

In the hospital

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👤︎ u/LordCommanderDucky
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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What's the best way to get on your feet?

Miss 2 car payments.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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Why do secret agents get the best sleep...

Because they’re always undercover.

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👤︎ u/JCraay
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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Who is the best person at the golf course to get to make coffee?

The groundskeeper!

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👤︎ u/ravendemyseri
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)

Dakar

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👤︎ u/kajikiwolfe
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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The best way to get dad joked:

I know it's been done before, and many a dad before me and many a dad after me will get to experience this, but in these dark times this was a ray of light that pierced me right to the core with joy.

I came home, and my bright and bubbly ballerina 6 year old runs up and says can I have a hug!?

She asks very tentatively because she knows I have been out all day and the routine is for me to grab a shower (COVID) before I let them get all over me.

So I say, not yet I'm dirty.

She says awww... then she turns to walk away, but then spins back around and looks at me dead in the eye and says:

Hi! um...

wait a sec,

um, I know um,

um, wait.... dir...

[Face beams the biggest smile of accomplishment]

Hi Dirty! I'm [daughter]!

I know we have those proud moments when they turn, but man her delivery, the awkwardness, and the sheer pride she beamed out when she realized she just pulled the reverse dad joke on me...

It's not the getting reverse dad'd, it's the joy and pride she had... she could have just graduated college, and that's how big her beaming smile was right then...

It's a memory I am going to keep and it really lit up this dark time.

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👤︎ u/leyline
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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What is the best vehicle to get a jump from?

A cargo van.

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👤︎ u/FatchRacall
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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What’s the best vegetable to have around when you get a flat tire?

A spare I guess

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👤︎ u/greatreference
📅︎ May 16 2020
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They say laughter is the best medicine but where do you get it?

The ha-spital.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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Where do you get the best dad jokes?

Hack the dad-a-base.

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👤︎ u/qaddosh
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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When is the best time to get a pet parakeet?

When they are going cheep

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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What’s the best Christmas present you could possibly get?

A broken drum... you can’t beat it

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👤︎ u/KoronaSenpai
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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Where is the best place to get camel milk?

Straight from the Dromedairy.

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👤︎ u/unicycleguy06
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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What is the best car insurance a snake can get?

Fully cobrahensive. 🐍

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👤︎ u/JonTheStarfish
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Liam Gallagher argued that soup was the best value meal you could get, because

You got a roll with it

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👤︎ u/skilldan
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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Mountains are the best place to get a few laughs.

They are hill areas.

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👤︎ u/RavenStrider526
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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My best friend wanted to vent to me about his inability to perform a proper bench press in the gym... I told him to get it off his chest.
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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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What's the best place to get information on candles

Wickipedia

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👤︎ u/DexCruz
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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What is the best place to get some good genes?

Forever 23

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👤︎ u/Cthenarwhal13
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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Why couldn't Aquaman get into the best university in Atlantis?

He was a C student at best.

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👤︎ u/Nickerdoodle
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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What's the best way to get into the Hogwarts castle?

Through the Dumble-door.

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👤︎ u/89iroc
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why do secret agents get the best sleep?

Because they’re always undercover.

(My first original Dad joke. Inspired by my son)

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👤︎ u/FMG_Ransu
📅︎ May 03 2018
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Where is the best place to get a gf/bf

Texas they are litteraly diyng of How hot they are (Im sorry for anyone in Texas)

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👤︎ u/svampgurka
📅︎ May 06 2019
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😔Mom: "I know your brother is overly anxious, but I think the best way out of this is to get busy... Where does he work again ?"

🤥Dad: "He's insecurity"

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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Where is the best place to get vans?

Havana

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👤︎ u/Stenlang
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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Where's the best place to get tar?

Target

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👤︎ u/startrektoheck
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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Frodo always gets the best discounts at JCPenney

Probably because he has the one ring to rule the mall.

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👤︎ u/solomonsaysgo
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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When the kidnapper said he'd never let me get Stockholm syndrome, I knew we were going to be best friends.
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👤︎ u/NeverBob
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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My dad is the most dad jokingest person on earth. This morning he had a heart attack. He's stable and was making dad jokes all the way to the hospital. I need your best of the best jokes for me to tell him when he gets out of surgery.
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👤︎ u/cowboykillers
📅︎ Jul 13 2016
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The best way to get a job in the lotion industry

Is to apply daily

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👤︎ u/Flubba_T_Waffle
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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Masturbation is the best way to get your creative juices flowing.

That's why they call it a "stroke of genius" when you finally come up with something

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👤︎ u/BuddyEndsleigh
📅︎ Oct 25 2016
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When is the best time to get rid of a beard?

Daylight SHAVINGS time!

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👤︎ u/ALKRA-47
📅︎ Mar 10 2018
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If you want to get the best Pokémon, you have to try to sneeze as perfectly as possible.

It's ideal to get Peak Achoo.

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👤︎ u/ChrisTaliaferro
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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Im prison you get to hear about the BEST stories!

Best part of it is that they're all one sentence!

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👤︎ u/zenthloc
📅︎ Sep 12 2017
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What's the best way to get a tree drunk?

Root Beer!

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👤︎ u/RoidRagePenguin
📅︎ Oct 18 2012
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Where’s the best place to get high in an office building?

The basement elevator. Just get in and make sure 1 is lit.

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👤︎ u/Domthehuman1
📅︎ Dec 27 2017
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Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember…

Moses started out as a basket case…

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 07 2017
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"Son, lemme tell ya the best way to get a farm girl to consider dating you..."

"--A tractor."

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👤︎ u/Hondoh
📅︎ Aug 17 2015
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Did you hear about the viking that haggled all day and night to get the best price for his ship?

It was quite an oar-deal...

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👤︎ u/cranium
📅︎ May 15 2016
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Trying to get my 'A' game together for when my newborn gets older. My dad reminded me today that I'm learning from the best...

Dad: what is the lunchmeat that tastes like hot dogs?

Me: bologna?

Dad: this isn't bologna, son, but a serious question.

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👤︎ u/goodnightlight
📅︎ Jun 10 2014
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What is the best way to get into college?

Use the door.

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👤︎ u/Magus_5
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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What is the best way to get to college?

On a uni-cycle.

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👤︎ u/justalongbowguy
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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What’s the best Christmas present you could possibly get?

A broken drum... you can’t beat it

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👤︎ u/KoronaSenpai
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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What’s the best Christmas present you could possibly get?

A broken drum... you can’t beat it

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👤︎ u/CamWaters88
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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The best way to get back on your feet

is to miss a car payment

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👤︎ u/tfowler11
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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