Since beer is fermented it’s fitting that it’s entered the culture war.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSapasui
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2023
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Last night I had a really nice glass of wine. The label said they fermented the grapes in natural oak for 3 months and concrete for two. I asked the host, "why concrete?", but they didn't know.

I said, "I bet it's to cement the flavor." True story. First post here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElButcho
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2022
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What’s the rallying cry of that new sect of Christianity based around fermented milk?

Cheese is Christ!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
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I met an Indian guy who likes to eat his bread fermented

Calls himself a naan alcoholic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/None__Shall__Pass
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2022
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I took my puppy for his 1st shots today.

Poor little thing, threw up everywhere. Maybe, Tequila wasn't the best choice!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2022
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Thought this was funny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZachTF
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2022
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How do you apologize to a wine connoisseur?

Pardonnay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sandme_Ichura
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2022
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Why did the Japanese brewer take fermented rice to church ?

For Christ's sakΓ© !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshawshank
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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For f*cks sake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrimsonNives
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
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My girlfriend has been experimenting with fermentation and the other day she made a bread from scratch.

It's a bit sour, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abiatar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What kind of fermented milk product do large scary monsters eat?

Ogret

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NPVT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call illegal, fermented milk?

Mooshine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElsaFrozen2013
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I was rubbing a lamp containing fermented soya beans and suddenly a mythical creature popped up and started making sexist remarks against women.

Miso-Genie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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It’s illegal to exchange fermented apples

Since you might be arrested for in-cider trading

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Caribbean islands sure drink a lot of fermented tea

Especially Pu'ehr-to Rico

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillaVen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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Fermented Milk

After every dad joke I like to follow up with:

This joke is like fermented milk.

Past your eyes!

(Hand swiping up from chin to forehead)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orion808
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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A new cereal is coming out for the lovers of fermented beverages.

BEERIOS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Why is it wrong to throw soy sauce on someone who just fell?

Because you should never kikkoman while he’s down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAlexperience
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2022
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The local brewery are trying to figure out who's been swimming in the vats of fermented apple juice

They're fairly certain the culprit is an incider.

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What did the grape say when it got crushed?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athei-nerd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2022
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My wife, who loves canning, asked if she could go to the fermentation festival.

I said she could go as long as she doesn't get pickled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caffiend2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2015
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My dad just got me good.

My husband has been making a lot of pizza lately. He ferments the dough and I have been naming each batch with a pun. The current batch is Yeast Lightning. I texted my dad and asked him to help me think of some new names. He texted back "Just rise to the occasion."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warmfuzzy22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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How do you make Budweiser?

This was several years ago but while driving in the car with the family and we pass a Budweiser factory.

Dad: How do they make Budweiser?

Mom: They do something with fermenting the hops and yeast...

Dad: They send him to school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevin2794
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2015
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Went with my dad to the movies. When he bought the ticket he asked...

Dad: Do we get the student discount? Harkins-Girl: Well, it's a matinee so it's the same price Dad: 'Cause we're from the school of hard knocks

To give you a better picture of my dad, he's 54 and owns his own accounting practice/ is his sole employee. To others he comes across as shy, but I know better. The alone time with the numbers helps his "Dadness" ferment until it bubbles (like this experience) or otherwise explodes.

I instantly face palmed. My dad was still laughing at himself 20 minutes after we got out of the movie.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2014
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