What would you name a box? ...(the newest installment in my aggressively produced puns video series) youtu.be/ieVbk7M-4ak
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I read a story to my daughter about a cow that produced magical golden milk

It was legend dairy.

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👤︎ u/majintb
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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Produced by Dick Wolf
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👤︎ u/jrDoozy10
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Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis (edited, thanks kind friends for the correction!)

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👤︎ u/banditk77
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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Where is truth produced?

In the fact-ory.

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I sell newly produced knives.

I am a dealer in cutting-edge technology

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👤︎ u/BigBoetje
📅︎ Jun 19 2018
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Did you know that lenses for glasses are produced from a lens grinding machine?

More importantly, did you hear about the guy who got his hand caught in one?

It really made quite the spectacle.

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📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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What do you call sugarless sweets produced by a blind musician?

Stevia Wonder

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📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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Did you hear about the gun that only shoots Israeli produced bullets?

I hear it's a semite automatic weapon.

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📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Where are tiny soft drinks produced?

Minisoda

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👤︎ u/rbreaux26
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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Did you hear what Alaskan cows produced today?

Milkshakes.

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👤︎ u/teeim
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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When it first got produced I hated the new pound (£). But then again, I hate all change!
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📅︎ Dec 28 2017
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The French government have announced they will no longer be exporting any goods produced in the South-East region of the country

This is why we can't have Nice things

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📅︎ Jul 15 2015
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: Wow! Didn't expect this big reaction! Thanks for the silver! Edit 2: And gold!? Thanks again! :)

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📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.

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📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a...

Super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.

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