What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?
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Unidentified male charged with two completely different crimes in the produce aisle.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Studies have revealed that cows produce much more milk when the farmers talk to them.
It's a case of, in one ear and out of the uddet
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Did you hear about the cow that could produce 1,000 gallons of milk every day?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What kind of bees produce milk?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...
I work with beet boxes and I wrap!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Why couldn't the Macaw and the Bull never produce any offspring?
It would've created a parrot-ox.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Which type of bee produces milk?
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︎ Aug 12 2020
My young son and I were having our first discussion about drugs. He was curious about why people would do drugs in the first place, and I told him that many people do it because it produces different feelings of euphoria. He asked, "what's euphoria?" I told him that it was hard to explain...
But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.
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What did the produce manager tells his daughter who wanted to run away with her boyfriend?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Which Arab country produces the most steel?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
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︎ Aug 12 2020
What did the produce employee say to the customer as they walked in?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Why does my nose produce so much mucus
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︎ Oct 06 2020
My daughter and I went to the grocery store yesterday, and we were amazed by the quality of the produce. We spoke with the Department Manager and offered to buy all of their Romaine
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︎ Aug 11 2020
The platypus and echidna both lay eggs and produce milk
Making them the only animals on the planet capable of whipping their own custard
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︎ Aug 28 2020
My kids learned if you don't keep vermin out of your garden, you produce more rabbits than vegetables;
it's a problem called ingrown hares.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What do you call someone who makes fun of produce?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What do you call bees that can produce milk?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
What insects produce milk?
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︎ May 30 2020
Disney isn't going to die and go out of business even though they completely shut down operations and didn't produce anything for three months.
They just suspended animation.
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Where did they used to mass produce scents and smells?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
My mom started a factory that produces chewing gum flavoring. She got rich.
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Bananas produce enough radiation to set off sensitive geiger counters.
That would mean a banana tree is a nuclear plant.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
I licked some poison that instantly produces amnesia.
Can't remember its name, but it just was on the tip of my tongue.
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Maintenance needed in Produce
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︎ Jul 04 2019
What do you call a bee that produces milk
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︎ Dec 27 2019
What do you call a building that produces items that are ok, but not really anything special?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
My friend showed me his plans to produce a machine that makes pennies. At first, his concept didn't plausible...
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︎ Dec 04 2019
I once saw a cow that could produce no milk.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Since flowers produce aroma, and flowers are typically associated with love, couldn't flowers be considered aromantic item?
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︎ Jun 22 2019
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Eastern Europe produces a lot of techno, but it's primarily consumed by just one region:
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︎ Oct 14 2019
What kind of bees produce milk?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What kinda bees produce milk?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What kind of Bees produce milk?
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Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...
I work with beet boxes and I wrap!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk
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︎ Jul 17 2020
If a cow doesnβt produce milk, itβs both an udder failure, and a milk dud.
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︎ Mar 25 2019
What do you call a cow that cannot produce milk?
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︎ Feb 09 2020
What kind of bees produce milk ?
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︎ Dec 24 2019
What kind of Bees produce milk instead of honey?
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what type of bees produce milk?
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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?
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If a cow doesnβt produce milk:
Is it a milk dud or an udder failure?
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What bees produce milk?
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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?
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Studies show cows produce more Milk when the Farmer talks to them.
Itβs a case of in one ear and out the udder
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