What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rooner_Spism
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Unidentified male charged with two completely different crimes in the produce aisle.

He took a leek

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToastyZ71
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Studies have revealed that cows produce much more milk when the farmers talk to them.

It's a case of, in one ear and out of the uddet

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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Did you hear about the cow that could produce 1,000 gallons of milk every day?

She was legendairy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dcapz87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2020
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What kind of bees produce milk?

Boobies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andrwlmsri
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Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...

I work with beet boxes and I wrap!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anelion
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2020
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Why couldn't the Macaw and the Bull never produce any offspring?

It would've created a parrot-ox.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EastlyGod1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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Which type of bee produces milk?

Boo bees

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/no1krampus
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My young son and I were having our first discussion about drugs. He was curious about why people would do drugs in the first place, and I told him that many people do it because it produces different feelings of euphoria. He asked, "what's euphoria?" I told him that it was hard to explain...

But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wgf5823
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What did the produce manager tells his daughter who wanted to run away with her boyfriend?

You cantaloupe!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TempleOfBone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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Which Arab country produces the most steel?

Iron

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hotsprings1234
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If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...

... Then Soviet

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AllDayRef
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2020
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What did the produce employee say to the customer as they walked in?

Lettuce wow you!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wormholewanderer1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19 2020
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Why does my nose produce so much mucus

It snot fun

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/litty_kitty73
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My daughter and I went to the grocery store yesterday, and we were amazed by the quality of the produce. We spoke with the Department Manager and offered to buy all of their Romaine

if he'd lettuce

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Derpalupagus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11 2020
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The platypus and echidna both lay eggs and produce milk

Making them the only animals on the planet capable of whipping their own custard

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
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My kids learned if you don't keep vermin out of your garden, you produce more rabbits than vegetables;

it's a problem called ingrown hares.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Minotard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28 2020
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What do you call someone who makes fun of produce?

A vegetabully

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wabisabi_girl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call bees that can produce milk?

Boobeez

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ikeroner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27 2020
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What insects produce milk?

Boo Bees

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2020
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Disney isn't going to die and go out of business even though they completely shut down operations and didn't produce anything for three months.

They just suspended animation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/explosivelydehiscent
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2020
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Where did they used to mass produce scents and smells?

At the olfactory

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/greatreference
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My mom started a factory that produces chewing gum flavoring. She got rich.

She made a mint.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2020
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Bananas produce enough radiation to set off sensitive geiger counters.

That would mean a banana tree is a nuclear plant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheFailureKing
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2020
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I licked some poison that instantly produces amnesia.

Can't remember its name, but it just was on the tip of my tongue.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LuneFox
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2020
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Maintenance needed in Produce
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/S4mm96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2019
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What do you call a bee that produces milk

A boo-bee

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/getrekdnoob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2019
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What do you call a building that produces items that are ok, but not really anything special?

A Satis-factory

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Talon184
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2019
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My friend showed me his plans to produce a machine that makes pennies. At first, his concept didn't plausible...

Now it all makes cents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2019
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I once saw a cow that could produce no milk.

It was udderly useless.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jumpinjahosafats
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2019
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Since flowers produce aroma, and flowers are typically associated with love, couldn't flowers be considered aromantic item?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fluffy627
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2019
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What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?

Cow-workers!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zainchupacabra
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02 2019
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Eastern Europe produces a lot of techno, but it's primarily consumed by just one region:

Moravia

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OratioFidelis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2019
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What kind of bees produce milk?

boobees

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2020
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What kinda bees produce milk?

.....boobies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SnooAvocados7098
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15 2020
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What kind of Bees produce milk?

Boo-bees

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Billy35365
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Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...

I work with beet boxes and I wrap!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anelion
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2020
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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notafuddu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17 2020
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If a cow doesn’t produce milk, it’s both an udder failure, and a milk dud.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superflyguy87
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What do you call a cow that cannot produce milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Punderants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09 2020
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What kind of bees produce milk ?

Boo bees

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ass_Shack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2019
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What kind of Bees produce milk instead of honey?

Boobies

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/murlockerLOL
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what type of bees produce milk?

boo-bees :)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hxshmii
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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

An Udder Failure

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheBreadSkeleton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2019
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If a cow doesn’t produce milk:

Is it a milk dud or an udder failure?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ElCapoDeSoldati
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27 2019
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What bees produce milk?

Boobees

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Redfaller2003
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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2019
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Studies show cows produce more Milk when the Farmer talks to them.

It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperSaiyanBen
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