Favorite Son Puns

A list of puns related to "Favorite Son"

My son called from college to say he’d lost his favorite comb...

I said ”Easy comb, easy go.”

true story.

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👤︎ u/IdubdubI
📅︎ Aug 08 2021
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My son lost a tooth last night so I went on a tooth fairy joke rampage. Tell me your favorite, enjoy, and like any dad joke please overuse them until your kids are annoyed.

Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie? Jaws

What kind of animal does a tooth fairy have? A canine

Where does the tooth fairy get her magic? Its just incisor

What a Tooth fairys favorite animal? A Molar bear

What's a tooth fairys favorite element? Tungsten

Whats a Tooth fairys favorite fairy tale? Tonsil and gretle

Whats a tooth fairys favorite dance? The floss

How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it

Why doesn't the tooth fairy like dental instruments? She finds them obtooth

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👤︎ u/patient_zero84
📅︎ Nov 25 2021
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My son just asked me this: What’s a golf balls favorite number?

Fore!

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👤︎ u/netsurfer3141
📅︎ Dec 13 2021
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My son just asked me, what's a rocket launcher's favorite game?

An RPG....

So proud.

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👤︎ u/Darth_Ilmu_of_Rivia
📅︎ Jul 26 2021
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My father in law is the master at Dad Jokes, this is my favorite he tells my son

You must be built backwards because your feet smell and your nose runs.

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👤︎ u/JCandle
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!

Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!

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👤︎ u/wileydan
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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Son: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Dad: I know you think it’s R, but I think it’s X. Son: Why?

No, it’s definitely not Y.

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👤︎ u/theDugger
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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Son: Dad, what’s your favorite rock group? Dad: If I’m being subjective, I’d say The Who.

But if I’m being objective, I’d say The Whom.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 18 2018
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My 9 year old son asked me yesterday: "What is Optimus's favorite app?

Amazon Prime.

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👤︎ u/2inHard
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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I told my son that if he brings home a boy, that he wouldn’t be my favorite son.

I would have two sons that are my favorite

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👤︎ u/Poyweson
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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Just made this up: Son, do you know what's my favorite tea flavor?

Subtle-tea!

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👤︎ u/karky214
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Dad: hey son what’s corn’s favorite salad?

Dad: a cob salad!

Son: dad, quit it with the corny jokes.

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👤︎ u/spunkards97
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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My son came to me really happy and told me that he was rich in his favorite game and I just couldn't stop crying

Doesn't he like to be called Stephen?

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👤︎ u/impostorbot
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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Son: "Dad. what are you favorite mountains?"

Dad: boops son on nose - The Poconos, of course!

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👤︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
📅︎ Jan 05 2018
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My family doesn't pay attention to me. I asked my son what his favorite insect is, and what do I get?

Crickets.

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👤︎ u/johngreenink
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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I was making a sandwich the other day and put a slice if swiss cheese on it. My son asked, "Dad, pepperjack is you favorite, why are you using swiss cheese?"

I relied, "Cutting calories!"

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👤︎ u/Jonnnylong
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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My son today as we're watching infinity war: Dad I think know what Thano's favorite app is

Snapchat

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👤︎ u/vaultmaira
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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My son told me his favorite sport was badminton

I told him, why not goodminton?

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👤︎ u/Zanex123
📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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I Was in the TV Soundtrack Section at a Record Store With My Son & He Asked What My Favorite Album Was...

...I said: "It's a toss up between Bundy and Borland... butt honorable mention goes to Swearengen".

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👤︎ u/dustimo
📅︎ May 10 2017
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One of my favorite dad things to do is to call out to my son as he is walking into the school yard.

Hey buddy

Stops and turns... Yeah dad

Nothing buddy

Works on just about everyone.

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👤︎ u/joeynana
📅︎ Mar 30 2016
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