Detective at work

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Where do pirate detectives work?

Scotland Yarrrrd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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My detective friend stores all his old work in pieces of luggage

He says it's on a case by case basis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCplusplus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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As the detective examined the crime scene at the carnival he came upon the man working the β€œGuess your weight” booth. The detective had the man arrested as an accomplice to the criminal.

He was charged with helping the criminal get a weigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pasngas42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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A store clerk fought off an armed robber with a labeling gun

Now police are looking for a man with a price on his head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fireseeker4him
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I came home and saw a note from my wife stuck on the fridge: β€œI’m sorry. This isn’t working. You take things too literally. Goodbye.”

She will be so happy when she finds out I ordered a new one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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I heard Optimus Prime is writing a book.

It's an Autobotography.

My kids didn't think it was funny. Thought you guys might get a good groan out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegunt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2014
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A murder happened at a local grocery store...

When the police showed up, everything was in disarray. Employees were panicked. Family members were present, and crying. The lead detective approached the scene of the crime to see what happened. Milk was spilled all over the floor, and spoons were scattered everywhere. The detective spoke after a moment of thinking and said, β€œThis appears to be the work of a cereal killer.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolff_X
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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