A Fed-Ex Ex-Fed!
He's pulled over for having a broken tail light and before the officer lets him go he asks "what's in this truck anyway?"
Escargot.
The librarian told me they were in the C-section.
Parents: Actually, we want him to keep his liver please.
Dad: OB Juan, you’re our only hope.
She misses Claus
It was a mid-wife crisis.
Think she was going through a midwife crisis
I thought, 'It has to be someone's.'
But a heavy baby might need a crane...
He is the 'Ginger Breadman'!
Santa: “Hey Rudolph! You’re looking fly today!” Rudolph: “Oh Santa, you sleigh me!”
Reads a 50% off Sign on a sushi restaurant....
" Sounds fishy"
"harharhar"
As a Steelers fan it pains me to say but JTuck is easily my new favorite Raven. Fantastic delivery. And an even better confused, fake laugh response from the crowd.
http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=18153124&ex_cid=espnfb&sf43653524=1
Happy Labor Day!
A fee-mail truck.
The doctor said, "Mr. and Mrs. Wong, the baby is white." Mr. Wong responded, "impossible, 2 Wongs don't make a white."
