Usually I pick the Royal Mail as a deliverer for my purchases

It's because they do it door-tudor

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👤︎ u/L24D
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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Those darn hillbillies!

I heard some banjo music off in the distance. Some time later, there's a knock at my door. Staring through the peephole, I see two toothless hillbillies. One has a shotgun, the other has a frozen pizza.

Frightened, I barricade myself inside the apartment. I tell them to go away, that I'm calling the police.

That's when one of the hillbillies spoke up and said, "Aw, come on! It's not Deliverance, it's DiGiorno!"

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👤︎ u/alc6379
📅︎ Nov 29 2015
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Whats a FEDEX driver's favorite movie?

DELIVERANCE

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